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Offline Solitary

Two Catholic Parrots
« on: July 31, 2014, 10:54:07 AM »
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,
But they only know to say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest asked.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment......
'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.'
'Thank you,' the woman responded,
'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day,
She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in,
She saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence...

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and says...
'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have been answered !!!      


There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Re: Two Catholic Parrots
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2014, 12:14:25 PM »
A brothel was raided by the police, the madam and the hookers were arrested.  The mascot, a parrot, was also taken into custody and turned over to animal control.

A woman adopted the parrot and brought it home.  She took the cover of the cage, the parrot looked at her and said "New madam."

The woman's two daughters walked in, and the parrot said "new ladies."

Then her husband and son walked in and the parrot said "same old customers."
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Offline SGOS

Re: Two Catholic Parrots
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2014, 01:55:04 PM »
There is a tourist trap near the Smokey Mountains in a town with a name that escapes me.  It's near Dollywood.  I picked up some brochures from one of those racks that advertise things to do, and there's some garden with parrots.  The brochure reads, "Come to the gardens and listen to the parrots say, 'Jesus loves you.' "  Yeah right.  I was going to spend 20 bucks to listen to some parrots talk about Jesus.  Well, this is what you can do in the Bible Belt, I guess.


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