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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Baruch

#7636
April 08, 2020, 11:27:29 AM
In Japan, there are two kinds of drivers.  The careful ones and the dead ones.  When a Japanese family gets a new car, they take it to the local Buddhist temple to have it blessed ... to protect against traffic accidents ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

PopeyesPappy

#7637
April 08, 2020, 12:12:11 PM
Save a life. Adopt a Greyhound.

Baruch

#7638
April 08, 2020, 02:23:10 PM
You "face hugger" you!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

#7640
April 08, 2020, 05:31:08 PM
The eyes of Texas spiders are upon you ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Gawdzilla Sama

#7642
April 09, 2020, 12:40:27 PM
Left out "online porn" and "going to first run movies".
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

trdsf

#7643
April 09, 2020, 01:35:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2020, 12:40:27 PM
Left out "online porn" and "going to first run movies".
Yeah, but those graphs can be done with ASCII -- / and \ respectively.
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Hydra009

#7644
April 09, 2020, 05:02:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2020, 12:40:27 PM
Left out "online porn" and "going to first run movies".
Those are encompassed in the internet line.  The internet is for porn, after all.

Gawdzilla Sama

#7645
April 09, 2020, 06:35:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 09, 2020, 05:02:01 PM
Those are encompassed in the internet line.  The internet is for porn, after all.
But bragging rights for a huge spike require a separate line.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hydra009

#7646
April 10, 2020, 11:10:30 PM


Judas tipped off the cops.

Shiranu

#7648
April 11, 2020, 07:44:34 PM
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Shiranu

#7649
April 11, 2020, 07:52:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 09, 2020, 05:02:01 PM
Those are encompassed in the internet line.  The internet is for porn, after all.

Ah, my childhood...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur
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