Author Topic: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux  (Read 582995 times)

Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7200 on: January 14, 2020, 04:39:14 PM »
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Almonds do make milk, but those tiny teats are hard to get a hold of.

I see flax milk, oat milk, coconut milk and soy milk at the store.  Their teats are hard to get a hold of too ;-)
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7201 on: January 14, 2020, 05:10:06 PM »
Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7202 on: January 14, 2020, 05:20:24 PM »
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Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?

Maybe she drinks human milk, purely out of spite.
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7203 on: January 14, 2020, 05:22:21 PM »
Too bad there's no banana milk, I bet that would be great!
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7204 on: January 14, 2020, 08:44:59 PM »
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Maybe she drinks human milk, purely out of spite.

wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7205 on: January 14, 2020, 10:54:34 PM »
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Too bad there's no banana milk, I bet that would be great!

Yes, you can buy that.  But you have to shuck your own banana ;-)
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Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7206 on: January 14, 2020, 10:55:19 PM »
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Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?

Kumis, fermented mare's milk, drink of Mongol hordes.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7207 on: January 14, 2020, 10:56:07 PM »
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wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.

Maybe milking men by feminist terrorists ...
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7208 on: January 15, 2020, 07:36:35 AM »
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wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.

Those that don't produce enough milk get buried in the back yard, to sustain her private vegetable garden.
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Offline Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7209 on: January 15, 2020, 08:50:58 PM »

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7210 on: January 15, 2020, 10:48:11 PM »


I guess I was an intermediate.
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Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7211 on: January 15, 2020, 11:41:16 PM »
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I guess I was an intermediate.
I am expert--when the Yankees win the world series!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7212 on: January 16, 2020, 12:20:51 AM »
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I am expert--when the Yankees win the world series!

"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7213 on: January 16, 2020, 08:59:41 AM »



Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7214 on: January 16, 2020, 09:13:16 AM »
Should be a really short fight.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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