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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2020, 04:11:04 PM
Almonds do make milk, but those tiny teats are hard to get a hold of.

I see flax milk, oat milk, coconut milk and soy milk at the store.  Their teats are hard to get a hold of too ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Munch

Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 05:10:06 PM
Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?

Maybe she drinks human milk, purely out of spite.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Unbeliever

Too bad there's no banana milk, I bet that would be great!
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Munch

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 14, 2020, 05:20:24 PM
Maybe she drinks human milk, purely out of spite.

wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2020, 05:22:21 PM
Too bad there's no banana milk, I bet that would be great!

Yes, you can buy that.  But you have to shuck your own banana ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 05:10:06 PM
Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?

Kumis, fermented mare's milk, drink of Mongol hordes.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 08:44:59 PM
wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.

Maybe milking men by feminist terrorists ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 08:44:59 PM
wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.

Those that don't produce enough milk get buried in the back yard, to sustain her private vegetable garden.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.


Blackleaf

"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Mike Cl

Quote from: Blackleaf on January 15, 2020, 10:48:11 PM


I guess I was an intermediate.
I am expert--when the Yankees win the world series!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

Blackleaf

"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--


Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers