Author Topic: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux  (Read 561222 times)

Offline Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6990 on: November 05, 2019, 06:39:09 PM »


We want to yeet the system, too.

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6991 on: November 06, 2019, 02:42:23 AM »






"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6992 on: November 07, 2019, 04:46:39 PM »

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6993 on: November 07, 2019, 06:39:15 PM »
Or he didn't know the number for 911.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6994 on: November 07, 2019, 06:49:56 PM »
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Or he didn't know the number for 911.
That's like not knowing Obama's last name.

Offline Shiranu

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6995 on: November 07, 2019, 07:50:29 PM »
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It's funny because it's 110% true.

Online Munch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6996 on: November 07, 2019, 08:55:46 PM »
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Or he didn't know the number for 911.

I like to think of it that, Kevin knew he could phone the police, which would have sorted this out quick, however it would have also alerted social services about a child being left alone for christmas while his family flew to another country.

This would result in him being adopted and having to give up living in that massive house, because when it cames to it the rest of his family are a-holes, but his cousins, aunts and uncles are just visiting, the only problem he has to deal with his his older brother, who when you live in a massive house you can just ignore most of the time.

Notice he did everything to convince people who wasn't home alone? He knew he'd be taken away from the house and that sweet inheritance.

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Offline Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6997 on: November 07, 2019, 10:30:49 PM »

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6998 on: November 08, 2019, 06:40:56 AM »
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That's like not knowing Obama's last name.
I've heard people say "Does anyone know the number for 911?" Always nice to know how you'll react in an emergency.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6999 on: November 08, 2019, 01:16:32 PM »
Reminds me of "Let's Make a Dope Deal" - "What's your name, Bob?
"Uh..."


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Atheism: The belief that we have a long way to go before we even begin to understand the infinite complexities of the universe.
Religion: "The big magic sky-man made it all, now give me some money."

Offline Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
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Offline trdsf

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7001 on: November 08, 2019, 11:19:03 PM »
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It's funny because it's 110% true.
Bah, Texans are fucking wusses.

My ex moved to Austin.  And before living in Ohio with me, he was an Iowa boy.  His first winter down there, they got *gasp* *horror* a whole quarter inch of snow!!!!11!1!1!

He gave his car a half-assed brushing and drove to work as normal, and it didn't even dawn on him until he was there that the roads were unnaturally clear.  Everyone else came in an hour and a half late talking about "the blizzard", and the whole state was more or less closed.  For 0.25" of snow.

I could hear his eyeroll all they way up here in Ohio.

Texans are fucking wusses.
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7002 on: November 09, 2019, 02:37:35 AM »
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Bah, Texans are fucking wusses.

My ex moved to Austin.  And before living in Ohio with me, he was an Iowa boy.  His first winter down there, they got *gasp* *horror* a whole quarter inch of snow!!!!11!1!1!

He gave his car a half-assed brushing and drove to work as normal, and it didn't even dawn on him until he was there that the roads were unnaturally clear.  Everyone else came in an hour and a half late talking about "the blizzard", and the whole state was more or less closed.  For 0.25" of snow.

I could hear his eyeroll all they way up here in Ohio.

Texans are fucking wusses.

And how did he fare in the super humid, 110° Summer heat?
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline trdsf

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7003 on: November 09, 2019, 08:03:33 AM »
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And how did he fare in the super humid, 110° Summer heat?
He did what they did -- stayed where the air conditioning was.
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7004 on: November 09, 2019, 09:53:29 AM »
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He did what they did -- stayed where the air conditioning was.

You have to go outside sometime. I guarantee you, while others were enjoying themselves on the beach or washing their cars, he was blasting the AC, trying not to melt.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

 

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