Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[aitm]

This page is lacking the funny and pictures.

Let's do something about that.

Finally something  obvious

[Hydra009]

[Hydra009]

lunacy

[Unbeliever]

I guess the Space Force needs a few good men (and women?)!

[Baruch]

I guess the Space Force needs a few good men (and women?)!

A few good aliens, eh Mork?  Nannu, nannu.

[Hydra009]

Imma just piss myself.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Not ambiguous, is it?

[Hydra009]

Dragon.  Includes flight, formidable strength, firebreathing, and spellcasting.  It's the total package.

[Munch]

Dragon.  Includes flight, formidable strength, firebreathing, and spellcasting.  It's the total package.

Strength - could lift anything, but could also break anything easily and hurt people you try to interact with.
Poison breath - get against enemies, but your sex and social lift is over with.
talk to plants - might be able to control them, but most likely you'd never be able to silence them, always in your head driving you insane.
courage - might overcome fear easily, might also walk out into a road of on coming cars without a care.
always relax - no more stress, but not able to work effectively either, making you a poor bum on the streets.
become a dragon - all the perks, and become the target of military intervention, blown up by a missile.
instant death - just stronger version of poison breath, you end up accidentally killing innocent people because you think their guilty at first, till proven wrong.
flight - your an open target to firearms and drones.

[Shiranu]

Dragon.  Includes flight, formidable strength, firebreathing, and spellcasting.  It's the total package.

And depending on which lore, you can also transform into an overpowered human.

I don't get the point of posts like these, when there is clearly one power that is infinitely better than any other choice.

[Mr.Obvious]

And depending on which lore, you can also transform into an overpowered human.

I don't get the point of posts like these, when there is clearly one power that is infinitely better than any other choice.

But what if you can't turn back into a human?

Also, I already can talk to plants. They just don't talk back.

[Shiranu]

But what if you can't turn back into a human?

Also, I already can talk to plants. They just don't talk back.

I mean, you are still a dragon, which is pretty dope.

Except I guess the entire world is going to be hunting for you, which is less dope.

[Baruch]

But what if you can't turn back into a human?

Also, I already can talk to plants. They just don't talk back.

Mr Brown Thumb here!

I would want to be the dragon too.  Who wants to be human?

In Hebrew, Serpent = Dragon, but in Gemaria Dragon = Messiah.  Jesus is the Great Naga, an honored manifestation in India.  Genesis is a teaching story, that almost all get the wrong lesson from.

[Blackleaf]

I mean, you are still a dragon, which is pretty dope.

Except I guess the entire world is going to be hunting for you, which is less dope.

True dragons can speak, so it wouldn't be that difficult to communicate that you mean no harm. Plus, you'd likely be protected as an endangered species. In the event some trophy hunter decides to attempt to kill you anyway, your hide would be really hard. It's basically natural armor. Other benefits include a ridiculously long lifespan (in D&D, they live for several thousands of years), and you never feel the effects of age, even in your final year of life. You will feel the urge to hoard gold (or other treasures, depending on your color), but since you'd basically be a celebrity, it'd be pretty easy to earn it.

[Cavebear]

Organic numbering systems can be ... weird. We're used to Arabic numbers, but the Romans got along fine-ish with their system. However, if you ever try to multiply two four digit numbers in Roman numerals you'll be in tears very early on.

I took Latin for 2 years in High School.  We did math in Roman numerals and it was awful.  We also played Scrabble and it nearly brke our minds.  But it sure wasn't the most boring class.