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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hydra009



I'll take a number 1 with a side a blasphemy, please.

Unbeliever

Yeah, and they're creating gay frogs! Soulless gay frogs! We'd better start praying!


:-P
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on June 16, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
Yeah, and they're creating gay frogs! Soulless gay frogs! We'd better start praying!


:-P

There is a universe where everyone is gay.  No worry about pregnancy.  New gays appear by spontaneous generation as per 1700 medical theory.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Hydra009



Conservatives: bring on the elections!  Our silent majority is going to whoop your small minority of radical leftists!

Also conservatives: plz don't vote otherwise we might not win :/

Munch



My name is Mayo

You killed my Jason

Prepare to pray crossword clue
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Blackleaf

Quote from: Munch on June 17, 2019, 03:30:19 PM
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My name is Mayo

You killed my Jason

Prepare to pray crossword clue

Okay, so most of the time I let predictive text do its thing, it would give me a word like "the." So I continued until it made a complete thought.

My name is the one. (I knew it! This is a simulation!)

You killed my brother.

Prepare to be a good excuse.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Baruch

That is DWIM.  Do What I Mean.  Was developed by a known hacker back in the day, who was a lazy typist.  All the other programmers hated it, killed him, and hid the body.  Earliest version of "Failed" AI.  Other than Eliza, the shrink.  She was pretty nice and still available online.  Tay etc, her replacements, are teen psychos ... not nice at all.  A programmer "engrams" (see Classic Star Trek) his (usually an ICEL) personality into his code.  Attempts at AI mostly prove that autistic deviant programmers are not only gender dysphoric, but real monthly pains in the bottom.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.


Hydra009



Socialism is bad because there's an elevator at a Marriott in Vienna that doesn't work.

Baruch

#6279
No ... because Socialism aka French culture, is the mother of all bureaucracies.  You have to take a number and sit for days before you get serviced.  Don't bitch about it, or they might think you are German.  Better that, than they think you are Greek and you get it in the ...

Yes, I want socialism for me (I get anything I want and not pay for it) and you get to be my bitch.

With Stalin, having a rifle to fight with is optional.  You have to find a dead person with a gun and ammunition, then fight ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=381Di8Cw0-I
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Green Bottle

God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

Baruch

Yes, those lost alien souls, that promote Scientology, are the core of your problem ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.



Gawdzilla Sama

We had a dachs when I was a kid. Named it "Oscar Meyer".
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers