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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Blackleaf

"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

Now that's a cat! But the councilman was a pussy.

Hooray for Browser!
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman


Unbeliever

They have no English in Ireland?

I thought it was the Pied Piper who did that...
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Blackleaf

"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009


Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman


Hydra009



Animals pop into existence ex nihilo, apparently.

Also, nobody tell this guy about meteors, okay?

Munch

the gravitational shift changed once William Howard Taft died and his body was launched into space, this allowed for mass overpopulation to equal out the difference.

Fat joke, because I can!
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Mr.Obvious

"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009

#5908
Quote from: Munch on March 15, 2019, 07:11:54 AM
the gravitational shift changed once William Howard Taft died and his body was launched into space, this allowed for mass overpopulation to equal out the difference.

Fat joke, because I can!
In all seriousness, I want his bathtub.  As a "big and tall" guy, I could use the extra room.  I swear, most tubs are designed with elven proportions in mind.  I have to sit cross-legged just to get all the way in.

Munch

#5909
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 15, 2019, 06:10:25 PM
In all seriousness, I want his bathtub.  As a "big and tall" guy, I could use the extra room.  I swear, most tibs are designed with elven proportions in mind.  I have to sit cross-legged just to get all the way in.

I've not taking a bath in years, only showered. When the showers electrics fizzled out, I tried taking a bath. That was a mistake, my busted left knee wouldn't let me bend it that far enough, couldn't get my head under water, and got water all over the floor.
fuck bathtubs, showers are universally better.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin