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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Baruch

Do the same with Obama.  The punch line ... "Next time give us 100% of your uranium, not just 20%".
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Hydra009


Munch

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin


Jason78

Winner of WitchSabrinas Best Advice Award 2012


We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real
tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. -Plato

Hydra009



Only the dead can know peace from this evil.

Blackleaf

Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 10:56:48 PM
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Only the dead can know peace from this evil.

What the fuck is this monstrosity?
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Hydra009

#5198
Candy corn.  No one buys it.  No one makes it.  You just get a barrel of it one day sometime in your 60s.  It never expires.

Also, the candy corn in the barrel replenishes itself at a rate of 1/4 lb per day until it is completely filled.  But it has to be eaten (either by humans or animals after being thrown in the garbage where it belongs) for this effect to be triggered - just storing candy corn in another container will not trigger this effect.

Containment class:  Safe

Munch

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

They should hand out anchovies at Halloween.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.


Shiranu

Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 10:56:48 PM


Only the dead can know peace from this evil.









I have never been so triggered in my life. I literally am about to cut my computer off and go outside, because I just cant even. See yall later.
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Unbeliever

What a bunch of wusses! All that yummy-looking pizza needs is ketchup, and anchovies!
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Shiranu

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 22, 2018, 06:07:16 PM
What a bunch of wusses! All that yummy-looking pizza needs is ketchup, and anchovies!

Are we looking at the same picture? There isn't even a pizza, it's just a mass of melted, poorly-flavored sugar ontop of dough.
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur