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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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trdsf

Quote from: Hydra009 on March 09, 2018, 11:57:07 AM


The easiest way ever to get some soda.
Overkill, but in a clever way.  It looks like the kind of pointless project I might embark upon on a particularly lazy Sunday.  :)
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Gilgamesh


Baruch

Amazing how all British police have the same first name ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Blackleaf

Quote from: Hydra009 on March 09, 2018, 11:57:07 AM


The easiest way ever to get some soda.

Somebody had too much time on their hands.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Gawdzilla Sama

All that because he can't pour soda into a glass?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Baruch

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2018, 08:53:46 AM
All that because he can't pour soda into a glass?

You meany!  Making fun of the differently-soft-drink-enabled ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.


Unbeliever

That must be the worlds tiniest kitty, to be as small as a fried egg! :D
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Unbeliever on March 10, 2018, 01:38:27 PM
That must be the worlds tiniest kitty, to be as small as a fried egg! :D
It's Japanese, they make them small over there.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Jason78

Winner of WitchSabrinas Best Advice Award 2012


We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real
tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. -Plato

Blackleaf

Quote from: Jason78 on March 10, 2018, 04:44:32 PM
You can't stab someone with a butter knife.

It has a bevelled edge.

That reminds me of a funny video game concept my mind randomly cooked up recently. Butter Knife Ninja. You're cooking in your kitchen when ninjas randomly jump through your windows and attack you, and all you have to defend yourself with is your butter knife. But you're a badass, so that's all you need.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Gilgamesh

Quote from: Jason78 on March 10, 2018, 04:44:32 PM
You can't stab someone with a butter knife.

It has a bevelled edge. 

That's part of the joke. That the UK is so fucked someone would even resort to using an (illegal) butterknife to defend themselves from injustice.