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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hydra009

#2055


Corrections:

Google taught me to [advert from doubleclick delivered with creepily accurate personal details]
Tumblr taught me to hate CIS-gendered scum and how to pretend to be a transracial genderfluid special snowflake.
YouTube taught me to hate comment sections.  By the way, like and subscribe!
Vine taught me [lame 3 second joke]
Deviantart taught me how to draw furry porn.
Blogger taught me that people have more to say than ideas to express.
Facebook taught me that everyone I've ever known in real life is an absolute loon.
Instagram taught me what douchebags have for breakfast.
Etsy taught me that people are willing to buy homemade candles shaped like human feces.
Twitter taught me to basically give up on humanity.  #apocalypse #now #likerightnow

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers


Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Sal1981 on November 27, 2015, 09:20:36 AM
Depravity.
I did 20 years in the USN, I teach depravity at the college level.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

The Skeletal Atheist

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2015, 07:46:17 AM
And 4chan?
4chan taught me to laugh at the most horrible things humanity has to offer, and then masturbate to them.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid!

Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

FinalSomnia

Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on November 27, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
4chan taught me to laugh at the most horrible things humanity has to offer, and then masturbate to them.
You will never find a more succinct definition of how to react to 4chan than this.
Heaven is no more than a carrot on a string at the end of a tunnel; Hell is no more than a gunbarrel at the back of your head.  When we are good people for the sake of being good people, we\'ll have no further use for religion.



peacewithoutgod

There are two types of ideas: fact and non-fact. Ideas which are not falsifiable are non-fact, therefore please don't insist your fantasies of supernatural beings are in any way factual.

Doctrine = not to be questioned = not to be proven = not fact. When you declare your doctrine fact, you lie.

peacewithoutgod

#2064
Facebook isn't showing urls to photos, and this site still won't let me do a simple upload of pictures I created - WTF???
There are two types of ideas: fact and non-fact. Ideas which are not falsifiable are non-fact, therefore please don't insist your fantasies of supernatural beings are in any way factual.

Doctrine = not to be questioned = not to be proven = not fact. When you declare your doctrine fact, you lie.

Hydra009



Based off solely this information
Best countries:  Greenland, Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway
Worst countries:  Algeria, Libya, Bosnia, Australia

mauricio


peacewithoutgod

#2067
Who's afraid of evolution?
There are two types of ideas: fact and non-fact. Ideas which are not falsifiable are non-fact, therefore please don't insist your fantasies of supernatural beings are in any way factual.

Doctrine = not to be questioned = not to be proven = not fact. When you declare your doctrine fact, you lie.

Mr.Obvious

#2068
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2015, 02:39:30 PM


Based off solely this information
Best countries:  Greenland, Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway
Worst countries:  Algeria, Libya, Bosnia, Australia

What? "Relaxing"? Wha...? I...? What?
Beer. Fries. Chocolats. Or even "Unnecessary amounts/layers of governments" (seriously it's ridiculous over here). Hell, I'll take "Chauvinism" or "dullness". We are quite dull and chauvinistic. But is that even a stereotype? People here tend to consume loads of antidepressants, are constantly bitching about everything (look at me, I'm bitching about something as trivial as this! :p) and we have a relatively high suicide rate. We'd sooner be called worried little rat-faced cowards before we could be called 'relaxed'.

Srsly though, pic made me lol
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Hydra009

It works.  Amsterdam is pretty chill.  :P