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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Unbeliever

Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!



For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
*  It has spider sense.
*  It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution".  You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
*  It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email.  That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet.  As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
*  Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
*  In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution.  But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them.  Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.

So, those viri (is that the plural of 'virus'?) and the other pollutant's end up in the oceans, just like everything else we spew. But maybe it will continue to soak up the negativity in the sea.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009

The plural of virus is viruses, not viri.  Also, plurals do not need apostrophes.

kilodelta

Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

Unbeliever

Quote from: Hydra009 on May 27, 2015, 09:01:02 PM
The plural of virus is viruses, not viri.  Also, plurals do not need apostrophes.

Yeah, I knew that, just being whimsical. And the 'apostrophe' isn't - it's quote marks.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009

Quote from: Unbeliever on May 27, 2015, 06:23:36 PM
So, those viri (is that the plural of 'virus'?) and the other pollutant's end up in the oceans, just like everything else we spew.
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 28, 2015, 05:07:26 PMAnd the 'apostrophe' isn't - it's quote marks.
:confused: :think:

Sal1981

Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!



For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
*  It has spider sense.
*  It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution".  You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
*  It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email.  That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet.  As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
*  Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
*  In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution.  But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them.  Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.
This takes the cake; it HAS to be some sort of fucking joke.

drunkenshoe

"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

aitm

 sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)

you don't say? Not within the EM spectrum eh? Well gosh darn.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

drunkenshoe

Quote from: aitm on May 29, 2015, 11:33:21 AM
sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)

you don't say? Not within the EM spectrum eh? Well gosh darn.

When absorbed by the particular object? I didn't get anything from that^.
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

drunkenshoe

"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp


drunkenshoe

"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp


dtq123

A dark cloud looms over.
Festive cheer does not help much.
What is this, "Justice?"

kilodelta

Quote from: Hydra009 on May 30, 2015, 02:19:50 AM


That's the plan. Once my hands give birth, I'll have a Spawn Army ready to take down Allah and his do-gooder friends.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know