Author Topic: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux  (Read 596417 times)

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7245 on: January 21, 2020, 02:57:32 PM »
I wonder if that was Lindsey Graham? Probably not - too smart.
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7246 on: January 21, 2020, 02:59:37 PM »
"It hasn't been the same since they flew those airplanes into it."
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7247 on: January 21, 2020, 03:15:14 PM »
That was only after Godzilla climbed up on it.
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7248 on: January 21, 2020, 04:19:24 PM »
I didn't know America counted as an empire.
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7249 on: January 21, 2020, 04:28:30 PM »
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I didn't know America counted as an empire.

We are your Gypsy doppelgänger.  Like in a horror movie, we moved into your house and displaced the owner (Yanks with British war brides).  Y'all been a cuck for 80 years.  But you may have recently found your forgotten gonads.  Hold out 10 days plus 11 months, and we will give you back the keys.

"We all laughed when the Yanks came to Hong Kong on the way to Manila Bay.  Thought the Spanish would thrash them." ... that put a "fish and chips" on Admiral Dewey's shoulder.  Few years later we all worked together at the Foreign Legation in Peking, beating off the Boxers.  Only time there was an EU army (with American and Japanese additions).  Daddy Britain kept us in apprenticeship for nearly 50 years.

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Only one US sailor died ... from heat prostration, shoveling coal in the engine room of the USS Olympia.

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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7250 on: January 21, 2020, 04:52:39 PM »
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I didn't know America counted as an empire.
Not ALL of America, just one state.

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7251 on: January 21, 2020, 04:52:58 PM »
And that's an official loop!
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7252 on: January 22, 2020, 04:25:56 PM »
We were allowed to bring our long guns to school only if we were in shop making new stocks for them. That ended about 1980 when some kid decided to use his to hold the principle hostage. My brother who was a detective at the time snuck in and was able to disarm the kid and nobody got hurt. He got a nice little medal for that. A few years later he got fired because he called the owner of the hardware store at 3 am to tell him he was sitting inside the store eating a ice cream bar. Wanted to show the guy how easy it was to get in and why his immense stock of guns were at risk.
Didn’t get fired for showing  the guy how to protect his store, got fired for eating the ice cream bar.
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7253 on: January 22, 2020, 07:34:09 PM »
Knew a HS chemistry teacher who had a story about a chemistry student, who was able to make nitro glycerine.  The teacher "recovered" the contraband and spent an evening detonating it one drop at a time.
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7254 on: January 22, 2020, 07:37:08 PM »
Should just have donated it to Mythbusters, they love to blow stuff up!
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7255 on: January 24, 2020, 03:59:09 PM »
2020 be like:


Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7256 on: January 24, 2020, 04:08:39 PM »
I can't get that image on one screen. WTF
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7257 on: January 24, 2020, 04:40:03 PM »
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I didn't know America counted as an empire.

Depends on which definition you use, but there are several recognized definitions that we would definitely qualify as one under... some of them could be used to only refer to the States as well, given how many of us were forced into the Union without necessarily our own consent and our historically different languages, dialects, cultures and histories.


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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7258 on: January 24, 2020, 05:48:35 PM »
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Depends on which definition you use, but there are several recognized definitions that we would definitely qualify as one under... some of them could be used to only refer to the States as well, given how many of us were forced into the Union without necessarily our own consent and our historically different languages, dialects, cultures and histories.

I would be happy if New York began a new campaign to pacify the W Coast ;-)  Bad as the South circa 1860, concerning nullification of Federal law!  Actually, NYC and Denver have been served notice by ICE, that their mayors will be charged in Federal court, if they don't give up illegal aliens held in their own jails, as required by law.  If the Federal court agrees, and they defy the Federal court, then the mayors will go to jail.  I would be happy to see both of those cities, maybe all cities in the US, undergo Reconstruction with Federal troops.  The Dems make this necessary at least once every 100 years ;-)
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Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #7259 on: January 24, 2020, 07:30:08 PM »
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Depends on which definition you use, but there are several recognized definitions that we would definitely qualify as one under... some of them could be used to only refer to the States as well, given how many of us were forced into the Union without necessarily our own consent and our historically different languages, dialects, cultures and histories.


It takes a full blown quibble-thon to qualify the US as an Empire.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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