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Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Hydra009





Lo, his palms laden with water, knees liable to bend, arms weighty
Behold on his tunic, his mother's pastry cake

Baruch

Aramaic not listed in Google Translate ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Hydra009



Ever notice how, when expounding on the virtues of democracy to other countries, we tend to avoid talking about the electoral college?

Baruch

Well, we could have direct election of a dictator.  But only I get to vote ;-)  By all means, think big!

How about abolishing the legislature, letting voters vote directly without representatives, thru the Internet?

Maybe the reason for the EC ... we don't want big states dominating little states ... the alternative would be to break up the big states into many small ones.  There are approximately 3000 counties in the US.  We could make each one of them a separate city-state.  Or alternatively, we could use the metro areas for above ground nuclear testing (sarc).
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Munch

Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:25:50 AM


Ever notice how, when expounding on the virtues of democracy to other countries, we tend to avoid talking about the electoral college?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWH9rTprWbQ
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin



Hydra009



Checkmate, atheists.

Also, who could've possibly predicted that it might rain near a rainforest?

Baruch

Yes, A Holy American Empire would be a good thing.  A German Holy Roman Empire was less aggressive.  A Balkanized America would stop invading everyone.  That is part of what the EC is based on, the Electors (senior princes) of the Holy Roman Empire.  Anachronistic.  But basically I have little in common with most of my fellow Americans.  I see no reason to share law or taxes with them.

Tyrants always gravitate toward giant centralized polities ... is make their evil easier to implement.  Why China, Russia, US, Canada, Brazil for example, should all be broken up.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Shiranu

Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:16:20 PM


Checkmate, atheists.

Also, who could've possibly predicted that it might rain near a rainforest?

Also implying the Amazon is relatively small, when it is infact larger than the Indian subcontinent.

There was flooding in Tamil Nadu, but don't worry! Near Mumbai, cities have lost up to 90% of their population as people flee the water shortages, so praise god!

Or to put in American terms; "Don't worry about the forest fires in California, it's flooding in Mississippi!"
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Hydra009

Also, it's great that fires aren't a regular thing, otherwise this might become more than just a one-time thing!

Mr.Obvious

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Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:00:44 PM


The more social you are, the more you text.
The more you text, the more emojis you use.

The more social you are, the more opportunities to sex present themselves.
Emojis are irrelevant.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Cavebear

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 24, 2019, 02:56:19 AM
The more social you are, the more you text.
The more you text, the more emojis you use.

The more social you are, the more opportunities to sex present themselves.
Emojis are irrelevant.

It does seem sort of obvious that the more social you are, the more sex you will have.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!