Author Topic: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux  (Read 554955 times)

Online Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6270 on: June 16, 2019, 04:58:04 PM »


I'll take a number 1 with a side a blasphemy, please.

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6271 on: June 16, 2019, 05:18:49 PM »
Yeah, and they're creating gay frogs! Soulless gay frogs! We'd better start praying!


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Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6272 on: June 17, 2019, 12:36:45 AM »
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Yeah, and they're creating gay frogs! Soulless gay frogs! We'd better start praying!


:-P

There is a universe where everyone is gay.  No worry about pregnancy.  New gays appear by spontaneous generation as per 1700 medical theory.
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Online Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6273 on: June 17, 2019, 11:57:46 AM »


Conservatives: bring on the elections!  Our silent majority is going to whoop your small minority of radical leftists!

Also conservatives: plz don't vote otherwise we might not win :/

Offline Munch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6274 on: June 17, 2019, 03:30:19 PM »


My name is Mayo

You killed my Jason

Prepare to pray crossword clue
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6275 on: June 17, 2019, 03:41:41 PM »
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My name is Mayo

You killed my Jason

Prepare to pray crossword clue

Okay, so most of the time I let predictive text do its thing, it would give me a word like "the." So I continued until it made a complete thought.

My name is the one. (I knew it! This is a simulation!)

You killed my brother.

Prepare to be a good excuse.
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Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6276 on: June 17, 2019, 10:22:52 PM »
That is DWIM.  Do What I Mean.  Was developed by a known hacker back in the day, who was a lazy typist.  All the other programmers hated it, killed him, and hid the body.  Earliest version of "Failed" AI.  Other than Eliza, the shrink.  She was pretty nice and still available online.  Tay etc, her replacements, are teen psychos ... not nice at all.  A programmer "engrams" (see Classic Star Trek) his (usually an ICEL) personality into his code.  Attempts at AI mostly prove that autistic deviant programmers are not only gender dysphoric, but real monthly pains in the bottom.
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Online Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6277 on: June 18, 2019, 05:36:05 PM »

Online Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6278 on: June 18, 2019, 10:48:27 PM »


Socialism is bad because there's an elevator at a Marriott in Vienna that doesn't work.

Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6279 on: June 19, 2019, 02:00:41 AM »
No ... because Socialism aka French culture, is the mother of all bureaucracies.  You have to take a number and sit for days before you get serviced.  Don't bitch about it, or they might think you are German.  Better that, than they think you are Greek and you get it in the ...

Yes, I want socialism for me (I get anything I want and not pay for it) and you get to be my bitch.

With Stalin, having a rifle to fight with is optional.  You have to find a dead person with a gun and ammunition, then fight ...

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Offline Green Bottle

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6280 on: June 19, 2019, 01:27:54 PM »
God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

Offline Baruch

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6281 on: June 19, 2019, 02:29:04 PM »
Yes, those lost alien souls, that promote Scientology, are the core of your problem ;-)
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Online Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6282 on: June 19, 2019, 04:34:38 PM »

Online Hydra009

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6283 on: June 19, 2019, 08:07:19 PM »

Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
« Reply #6284 on: June 20, 2019, 05:40:11 AM »
We had a dachs when I was a kid. Named it "Oscar Meyer".
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