Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Some really great typos on the previous page.

[Feral Atheist]

Cheaper than LSD.

And just as fabricated in the brain and detached from reality.

[Shiranu]

>Laughs in short at people who think bathtubs aren't perfect the way they are

[Unbeliever]

To paraphrase Brody, from Jaws - I think we're gonna need a bigger tub.

[Baruch]

To paraphrase Brody, from Jaws - I think we're gonna need a bigger tub.

Rub, a dub, dub; three men in a tub. = fairy tale jacuzzi

[Hydra009]

"Modern" bathtubs:



The bathtub I want:

[Baruch]

Hearst Castle indoor pool ... the Neptune inside pool has glass tiles, with many of the tiles being glass-gold mixed.  You can't believe it without seeing it.  Overall I like the Roman outside pool.  But not on cold days ;-)

http://hearstcastle.org/history-behind-hearst-castle/the-castle/pools/

Rosebud

[Blackleaf]

[Munch]

"Modern" bathtubs:

[Shiranu]

The bathtub I want:

Honestly, that shouldn't be hard. All you need to do is reestablish the monarchy with your lineage as the royal bloodline, crush any and all rebellions against your new found power (which there will be many), maintain order within your populace while you tax them enough to hire the craftmen and architects required to design and construct such a pool, and then either establish this pool near geothermal sources or have the water fire-warmed by your staff.

Just gotta put your mind to it and will it into existence.

[Hydra009]

have the water fire-warmed by your staff.

That language really needs cleaning up.  It's "heated" (the fire part is implied).

Also, it's "unpaid bondspersons".  Staff implies mere employment when it's really more of a vocation.  Also, staff is confusingly a homonym with staves.  Wouldn't want someone to think I'm a sorcery person who literally summons fire with a wooden stick.

And finally, it's not so much tax as "request wealth".

My kinddom (intentional spelling) shall have impeccable manners and grammar.

[Unbeliever]

"Modern" bathtubs:



The bathtub I want:

You need a Brobdignagian bathtub!

[Hydra009]

[Unbeliever]

That headline isn't grammatically correct!. Oh, the horror!

[Baruch]

That headline isn't grammatically correct!. Oh, the horror!

The poster should have included a trigger warning, you snowflake you!