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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Cavebear

Quote from: PopeyesPappy on May 21, 2018, 12:06:35 PM


Cracked up.  Though it IS possibly one of the few reasons to have an AK-47. 

BTW, in 1976 a friend and I canoed 10 miles up a Canadian Lake heading for a primitive campsite and passed a spot called "Bear Island".  My friend wanted to stop and look around.  I said "Are you fucking nuts"?  That's not a name, it's a warning!
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

#4741
You are being listened too, all the time.  Just speak louder into your Alexa, I can't hear well ;-)

Since I love languages, I have no fear of people speaking a language I don't know.  I consider it to be nice to hear something new.  English accents are a treat too.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Blackleaf

Quote from: Shiranu on May 24, 2018, 11:23:14 PM


Obviously having a Spanish surname doesn't mean you speak Spanish (just like I don't speak Greek)... but still... if I was to say people should be barred by law from speaking Greek, or a Schmidt said people shouldn't speak German, etc. etc. ... they may be justified in some sense of saying that, but it still sounds stupid af.

Imagine if any other country had this mentality. An American family travels to Paris for vacation, and they're told, "Sorry, guys, but you can't speak your first language here because it makes us feel uncomfortable. You'll have to either stay quiet for the entirety of your vacation or learn to speak Paris."

(Yes, that last word was intentional.)
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Cavebear

#4743
Quote from: Baruch on May 25, 2018, 08:57:47 AM
You are being listened too, all the time.  Just speak louder into your Alexa, I can't hear well ;-)

Since I love languages, I have no fear of people speaking a language I don't know.  I consider it to be nice to hear something new.  English accents are a treat too.

I said "That's not a name, it's a warning!"  Can you hear me now?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Gawdzilla Sama

THEIR individual liberties, not yours.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 12:33:52 PM
THEIR individual liberties, not yours.
Yeah, just like "freedom of religion" means their religion, not yours.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on May 25, 2018, 01:44:50 PM
Yeah, just like "freedom of religion" means their religion, not yours.

Well put.  Some people say their rights are theirs as long as you agree with them.  Sort of like "One Election, One Time" in some countries.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Gawdzilla Sama

I love it when they say "your rights end where mine begin" when they consider their version of "rights" to be universal and the only ones worth mentioning.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cavebear

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 02:31:52 PM
I love it when they say "your rights end where mine begin" when they consider their version of "rights" to be universal and the only ones worth mentioning.

Well when THEY consider their rights "universal",  and everyone should be grateful for "their revealed truth" , of course. 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

trdsf

Quote from: Cavebear on May 25, 2018, 02:17:19 PM
Well put.  Some people say their rights are theirs as long as you agree with them.  Sort of like "One Election, One Time" in some countries.
What was that line from Cerebus the Aardvark?  "Vote for me... and you'll never have to worry about elections again."
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Unbeliever

A guy I know claims that "prophecy" tells us that Chump is expected to be the last US president. I didn't really listen, since he often talks about woo woo silliness. But it does seem that the office of president will be greatly reduced in influence from here on out, if not completely abandoned. But maybe that's just my pessimism showing.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 02:31:52 PM
I love it when they say "your rights end where mine begin" when they consider their version of "rights" to be universal and the only ones worth mentioning.

And that is why I consider the Declaration of Independence to be a failure.  And the Preamble to the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights.  Thanks for supporting King George III (which your POV would support).  American colonials, just assholes.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on May 25, 2018, 03:54:50 PM
A guy I know claims that "prophecy" tells us that Chump is expected to be the last US president. I didn't really listen, since he often talks about woo woo silliness. But it does seem that the office of president will be greatly reduced in influence from here on out, if not completely abandoned. But maybe that's just my pessimism showing.

Less influence since 1963 ... or have you been sleeping since then, Rip Van Winkle?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Munch

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

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