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Offline PickelledEggs (OP)

Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« on: July 24, 2014, 01:35:55 PM »
Some major bullshit that FucksNews is peddling.

http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/26086377/charlotte-boy

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Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2014, 03:14:19 PM »
How does he know what he looks like? And, how does he know it wasn't just George Carlin?

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Offline ApostateLois

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 03:33:58 PM »
I think a cosmic white hippie should be easy to recognize.
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Offline DunkleSeele

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2014, 04:49:27 PM »
I love how they put a link to buy his mom's book at the end of the article...

Offline Munch

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2014, 05:16:18 PM »
Any death of a child is tragic, no parent should ever have to go through burying their own children.

The problem with this article is that it makes a spectacle out of his death, a child whos obviously had the idea of jesus imprinted on his mind. your notice how its only a deeply religious family that something like this will happen to, because of how deep the imprint of the image of jesus would be on the kids mind, it would not happen to anyone else who hasn't gone through that level of indoctrination.

It reminds me of that recent movie Heaven is for real. 

Offline DunkleSeele

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 05:19:08 PM »
But the kid didn't die, he's still alive and having a pretty normal life (according to the article).

Offline Munch

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 05:26:51 PM »
But the kid didn't die, he's still alive and having a pretty normal life (according to the article).

ooooh. Silly me, I must have skimmed past that bit.. what happens when you've only had 4 hours sleep

I guess then they are making a spectacle out of his near deaths, still on the front of him being a kid indoctrinated by his parents, or simply told jesus was there.

Its still pretty bad, you'd think they would be happy their kid didn't actually die instead of using his near death in this way.
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Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 05:33:47 PM »
ooooh. Silly me, I must have skimmed past that bit.. what happens when you've only had 4 hours sleep

You realize that isn't your significant other next to you but...



And you then vomit by realizing it was the best sex ever...

for you, for the dog...you reminded him of a cat he slept with after only sleeping for 4 hours. The dog said afterward, "Pussy's pussy."

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Offline Munch

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 05:41:25 PM »
I don't.. have a dog.. I have a cat, but its a girl.. and not into girls...

urm..

I think i need some coffee.

Offline gussy

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2014, 10:15:20 PM »
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“My mom had two miscarriages before me that I had never known about, never heard about,” Whitley said. “I was able to see them.”

I wonder what form a miscarried fetus takes on in heaven?  Is it just a little red blob oozing down the golden street or does it grow into a human?

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2014, 11:21:38 PM »
I see Jesus at least 3 times a day and hes extremely annoying. Hes always "borrowing" my tools and "forgetting" to return them.

When I invite him inside my house he fricking eats all my food, the pudgy bastard.

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Offline bigdavebear

Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2014, 12:11:55 AM »
heaven and god are real the article and the movie are proof

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Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2014, 01:26:09 AM »
heaven and god are real the article and the movie are proof

Movies aren't proof of such things. They're fiction.

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Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2014, 11:58:36 AM »
I'm not sure, but I think an angel keeps stealing one pair of all my socks.  :madu: How in the hell does he know what Jesus looked like, or that it was even Him? Solitary
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Re: Kid dies and sees Jesus 3 times
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2014, 03:36:03 PM »
If he'd been brought up in Saudi, he'd have seen Mohammed or some shit.  If he'd been brought up in Clearwater, he'd have seen L. Ron Hubbard bending David Miscavige over.  Pass the salt....   :winkle: