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Televangelist most repugnant?

Started by Outnumbered, February 21, 2013, 05:14:57 PM

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Outnumbered

They are a slimy lot, those televangelists. From Benny Hind to pork like Haggie. But my vote for biggest slime .ball ever goes to Pat Tilton. Old ladies sending him their rent and food money wasn't enough for this bastard. He told them to sell their homes to get the minimum "love offering of ten thousand dollars". According  to him, it took a commitment of at least ten grand to get Gawds attention.  And he promise that IF you had sufficient faith, that Gawd would pay you back double. So if you were poor, it was because you hadn't invested enough in Jesus. Just look at Tiltons example of how money came to those with real faith. If for some reason Gawd didn't pay you back right away, it just meant you hadn't payed enough or had sufficient faith. He also routinely was  struck by lightning as Gawd hit him with a beam from heaven that made him talk silly jibberish passed off as talking in toungues. The sad part is that many poor old people from another era, believed this jerk and went without so they could send him money. Makes me wish there was a hell, so bastards like him could enjoy the fruits of his labor. Do you have a favorite?

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Alaric I

Quote from: "Outnumbered"They are a slimy lot, those televangelists. From Benny Hind to pork like Haggie. But my vote for biggest slime .ball ever goes to Pat Tilton. Old ladies sending him their rent and food money wasn't enough for this bastard. He told them to sell their homes to get the minimum "love offering of ten thousand dollars". According  to him, it took a commitment of at least ten grand to get Gawds attention.  And he promise that IF you had sufficient faith, that Gawd would pay you back double. So if you were poor, it was because you hadn't invested enough in Jesus. Just look at Tiltons example of how money came to those with real faith. If for some reason Gawd didn't pay you back right away, it just meant you hadn't payed enough or had sufficient faith. He also routinely was  struck by lightning as Gawd hit him with a beam from heaven that made him talk silly jibberish passed off as talking in toungues. The sad part is that many poor old people from another era, believed this jerk and went without so they could send him money. Makes me wish there was a hell, so bastards like him could enjoy the fruits of his labor. Do you have a favorite?

I vote Peter Popoff.  Not only did he sell that he was healing people by the power of god, thus making things worse for them, after he was found out in his tricks he left and the came back to do it some more by selling "special healing water" ina  tube.  I will give him one thing, he did say it wasn't the power of the water, but your faith and monetary gift that did the healing.

stromboli

Pat Robertson. The slime ball owns a mountain top in Tennessee and has a diamond mine in Liberia.

Thumpalumpacus

I kinda like Ted Haggard.  Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.
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Alaric I

Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard.  Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.

Oh my damn, I forgot about him.

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Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard.  Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.

Oh my damn, I forgot about him.
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Thumpalumpacus

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No fair.  Implicit in the OP is that they be human.
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Jason Harvestdancer

Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard.  Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.

No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.
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Thumpalumpacus

Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard.  Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.

No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.

Okay, I loled, really.
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Alaric I

Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard.  Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.

No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.

Damn you and your funny ass puns. :rollin:

Jmpty

Quote from: "Jason_Harvestdancer"
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"I kinda like Ted Haggard.  Nothing says "man of God" like being a meth addict given over to soliciting sex from male prostitutes.

No fair picking on him for his denomination being Crystal Methodist.

Oh I'm stealing that one.
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