Author Topic: Stuff That I Find Shocking  (Read 6541 times)

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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2013, 07:39:33 PM »
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"

Mine happened during morning recess at school in Teheran, which at the time was undergoing construction.  There was a big wire about as thick as your thumb sticking out of the ground, with some kids standing around looking at it.  I walk up to see what's going on, see the wire, and like the idiot I am go up and touch the pad of my thumb to it.  

Next thing I remember, I'm being helped back to my feet, one of which is now unshod.  I find my shoe and put it back on, and a few minutes later class starts up again and I go on about my day.  I never told my parents.  I don't think my mom knows even today.  lol


It's like that kid in "A Christmas Story" that got his tongue stuck to the pole, except they actually helped you up instead of leaving you there.

Offline stromboli

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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2013, 11:00:35 PM »
You can sell advertising on the thighs of Japanese school girls  :shock:

stoning is still used for execution in some Muslim countries  :shock:

Offline stromboli

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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2013, 11:11:05 PM »
Celebrities without makeup
http://www.refinedguy.com/2012/11/29/ce ... dit=wtf#51

This will REALLY shock you!  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2013, 08:10:29 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Celebrities without makeup
http://www.refinedguy.com/2012/11/29/ce ... dit=wtf#51

This will REALLY shock you!  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:


Sorry, but this would shock only for those who are not used to waking up next to beautiful women... :D :)
"There is no logic in the existence of any god".
 Myself.

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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2013, 08:24:55 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Celebrities without makeup
http://www.refinedguy.com/2012/11/29/ce ... dit=wtf#51

This will REALLY shock you!  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

All women look better with makeup.  For some of us it's like painting a blank canvas.  LOL
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

Offline Plu

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« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2013, 08:26:19 AM »
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All women look better with makeup.

Yah. Excessive make-up doesn't help anyone.

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« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2013, 08:32:47 AM »
Quote from: "Plu"
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All women look better with makeup.

Yah. Excessive make-up doesn't help anyone.

Excessive is for circus and Vegas.
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

Offline stromboli

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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2013, 08:56:02 AM »
Note to all the single guys on the forum: never, ever tell a woman that you don't like women who use too much make up. You will regret it.

Offline Plu

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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2013, 08:59:02 AM »
It's a good thing I'm not single, I've said that to quite a few women :O

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« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2013, 09:00:44 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Note to all the single guys on the forum: never, ever tell a woman that you don't like women who use too much make up. You will regret it.

Why? Why would a woman find that offensive? I'm totally lost Strom.
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2013, 09:54:47 AM »
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "stromboli"
Note to all the single guys on the forum: never, ever tell a woman that you don't like women who use too much make up. You will regret it.

Why? Why would a woman find that offensive? I'm totally lost Strom.

Why is the sky blue?  Why is the grass green?  Why do we breathe oxygen and not argon?  It just is man, it just is.

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« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2013, 10:26:32 AM »
Quote from: "Alaric I"
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"
Quote from: "Alaric I"

I got hit with an electirc cattle fence once (10,000 volts).  Felt a little tingle in my balzack if you catch my drift.  Yet it was still not as bad as getting hit with 550, there you tend to lose bowel function. :oops:

Dude, I got hit with 220v when I was a kid (I don't know how many amps) but it knocked me literally out of (one of my) shoes.


Ahh, i got lucky with 220.  I was helping a buddy out with remodeling his kitchen (my dad is a designer so he got the design for free) and we were replacing his electric cook range.  The previous owner mislabeld the circuit breakers and I cut the wires, luckily it was just a huge pop and I couldn't see very well for a couple minutes.  No shock or anything.  He thought we were gonna sue, but my dad told him how my family is very unlucky around electricity.

Yeah, sounds like you should be staying waaaay away from any wiring.
"When you landed on the moon, that was the point when God should have come up and said hello. Because if you invent some creatures and you put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, then you fucking turn up and say, 'Well done.' It's just a polite thing to do." - Eddie Izzard

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« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2013, 11:44:21 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Note to all the single guys on the forum: never, ever tell a woman that you don't like women who use too much make up. You will regret it.


Take back what I said earlier. Do you understand it was a joke, right?
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"There is no logic in the existence of any god".
 Myself.

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« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2013, 11:47:37 AM »
Quote from: "BarkAtTheMoon"

Yeah, sounds like you should be staying waaaay away from any wiring.

I try to, I can't however do this all the time.  My job requires generators so I just work with them when they are shut off.  :lol:

Offline SilentFutility

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« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2013, 07:21:21 PM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Note to all the single guys on the forum: never, ever tell a woman that you don't like women who use too much make up. You will regret it.
I've said this to many girls/women, most of whom have agreed with me, both while single and in a relationship. Not once has it been of any consequence, other than when I've used it to lead into a compliment, in which case it had a positive outcome.