Author Topic: Stuff That I Find Shocking  (Read 6542 times)

Offline stromboli

Stuff That I Find Shocking
« on: February 21, 2013, 02:13:03 PM »
The Miss Universe pageant is rigged. Every winner comes from earth.  :shock:

It is legal to own a flamethrower in the U.S..  :shock:

The deadliest drug in history can be bought practically anywhere, while one with therapeutic benefits is mostly illegal.  :shock:

Butter is better for you than margarine.  :shock:

Diet soda actually makes your hunger cravings worse.  :shock:

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2013, 02:28:14 PM »
sesame seed of MCs does not taste like sesame !!!
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Re: Stuff That I Find Shocking
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2013, 02:32:39 PM »
a "sweet ass" is not necessarily so.... :-&
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2013, 02:34:14 PM »
Electricity!!

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2013, 03:07:18 PM »
Quote from: "Alaric I"
Electricity!!

What? Are you telling me I shouldn't touch that downed power line? WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW?
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2013, 03:12:43 PM »
Quote from: "Brian37"
Quote from: "Alaric I"
Electricity!!

What? Are you telling me I shouldn't touch that downed power line? WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW?

I got hit with an electirc cattle fence once (10,000 volts).  Felt a little tingle in my balzack if you catch my drift.  Yet it was still not as bad as getting hit with 550, there you tend to lose bowel function. :oops:

Re: Stuff That I Find Shocking
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2013, 03:50:33 PM »
Licking a stamp has calories
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2013, 03:59:11 PM »
6 things you won't believe

1) You can't put soap in your eyes
2) If you can't count all your indivudual hairs
3) You can't breathe through your nose while sticking your tongue out
4) You tried to do it
5) You now realize that not only is it possible, you look like a dog while doing it
6) You are smiling because you feel like a dumbass

Offline Thumpalumpacus

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2013, 05:50:15 PM »
Quote from: "Alaric I"
Quote from: "Brian37"
Quote from: "Alaric I"
Electricity!!

What? Are you telling me I shouldn't touch that downed power line? WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW?

I got hit with an electirc cattle fence once (10,000 volts).  Felt a little tingle in my balzack if you catch my drift.  Yet it was still not as bad as getting hit with 550, there you tend to lose bowel function. :oops:

Dude, I got hit with 220v when I was a kid (I don't know how many amps) but it knocked me literally out of (one of my) shoes.
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2013, 05:54:21 PM »
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"
Quote from: "Alaric I"

I got hit with an electirc cattle fence once (10,000 volts).  Felt a little tingle in my balzack if you catch my drift.  Yet it was still not as bad as getting hit with 550, there you tend to lose bowel function. :oops:

Dude, I got hit with 220v when I was a kid (I don't know how many amps) but it knocked me literally out of (one of my) shoes.


Ahh, i got lucky with 220.  I was helping a buddy out with remodeling his kitchen (my dad is a designer so he got the design for free) and we were replacing his electric cook range.  The previous owner mislabeld the circuit breakers and I cut the wires, luckily it was just a huge pop and I couldn't see very well for a couple minutes.  No shock or anything.  He thought we were gonna sue, but my dad told him how my family is very unlucky around electricity.

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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2013, 06:18:30 PM »
Quote from: "Alaric I"
6 things you won't believe

1) You can't put soap in your eyes
2) If you can't count all your indivudual hairs
3) You can't breathe through your nose while sticking your tongue out
4) You tried to do it
5) You now realize that not only is it possible, you look like a dog while doing it
6) You are smiling because you feel like a dumbass

You are an evil man.

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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2013, 06:22:51 PM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Alaric I"
6 things you won't believe

1) You can't put soap in your eyes
2) If you can't count all your indivudual hairs
3) You can't breathe through your nose while sticking your tongue out
4) You tried to do it
5) You now realize that not only is it possible, you look like a dog while doing it
6) You are smiling because you feel like a dumbass

You are an evil man.


I can stick out my tongue AND breathe through my nose at the same time ?? :shock: ??

but....... then I am a witch LOL
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2013, 07:30:13 PM »
A pinky.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

Offline Thumpalumpacus

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2013, 07:34:27 PM »
Quote from: "Alaric I"
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"
Quote from: "Alaric I"

I got hit with an electirc cattle fence once (10,000 volts).  Felt a little tingle in my balzack if you catch my drift.  Yet it was still not as bad as getting hit with 550, there you tend to lose bowel function. :oops:

Dude, I got hit with 220v when I was a kid (I don't know how many amps) but it knocked me literally out of (one of my) shoes.


Ahh, i got lucky with 220.  I was helping a buddy out with remodeling his kitchen (my dad is a designer so he got the design for free) and we were replacing his electric cook range.  The previous owner mislabeled the circuit breakers and I cut the wires, luckily it was just a huge pop and I couldn't see very well for a couple minutes.  No shock or anything.  He thought we were gonna sue, but my dad told him how my family is very unlucky around electricity.

Mine happened during morning recess at school in Teheran, which at the time was undergoing construction.  There was a big wire about as thick as your thumb sticking out of the ground, with some kids standing around looking at it.  I walk up to see what's going on, see the wire, and like the idiot I am go up and touch the pad of my thumb to it.  

Next thing I remember, I'm being helped back to my feet, one of which is now unshod.  I find my shoe and put it back on, and a few minutes later class starts up again and I go on about my day.  I never told my parents.  I don't think my mom knows even today.  lol
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2013, 07:38:24 PM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Alaric I"
6 things you won't believe

1) You can't put soap in your eyes
2) If you can't count all your indivudual hairs
3) You can't breathe through your nose while sticking your tongue out
4) You tried to do it
5) You now realize that not only is it possible, you look like a dog while doing it
6) You are smiling because you feel like a dumbass

You are an evil man.

Why thank you :twisted: