Author Topic: British Colonization of Africa  (Read 2654 times)

Offline Napolean B (OP)

British Colonization of Africa
« on: July 20, 2014, 08:24:00 PM »
This thread is coming to you soon.  It is poorly put together at the moment because of my lack of patience.

We are going to examine the damage done by the evil British Empire , which conquered land on every continent and became the most powerful and wealthy Global Empire the world has ever seen.They are and were the masters of the ocean and their royal navy was never defeated.  Their greedy island was never punished.... they got off with a slap on the wrist.  No other murderous Empire got off so easy. The Third Reich lasted a few years...the British Empire lasted CENTURIES!

 Every other Empire was held accountable.  Not this one.  Why?
« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 08:25:36 PM by Napolean B »
Religion prevents the poor from killing the Rich-Napoleon

Offline Napolean B (OP)

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 08:27:01 PM »
Sorry for my premature ejaculation on your forum.   My attack on Britain was supposed to wait.  I did not have much time to prepare for battle.  Its been raining and the wheels of my artillery are stuck in the mud.  But I must attack the British swiftly before the Prussians arrive.

I need to blitzkrieg the Duke of Wellington before Blucher arrives with his horde

Vive mon pays!


« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 10:20:40 PM by Napolean B »
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Offline Green Bottle

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2014, 08:58:50 PM »
I think you are a fuckin troll, why dont you shut the fuck up........
God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2014, 09:07:12 PM »
No other murderous Empire got off so easy.
As an American...


Online PickelledEggs

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2014, 09:10:41 PM »
Hey Napoleon. Are you going to start being a contributing member on here? or are you going to start spamming with threads about your avatar?
"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE

Offline aitm

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 09:18:34 PM »
 I don't know....like watching a live one man performance.....
:popcorn:
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 09:22:31 PM »
He's French. It's where he got that outrageous accent..
I have a misspelled French name.. Oh god!
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

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Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 09:29:25 PM »
Hey Napoleon. Are you going to start being a contributing member on here? or are you going to start spamming with threads about your avatar?
Do not mock the Emperor of France!

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2014, 09:30:25 PM »
Meh. Nothing anyone can't learn on Wikipedia or from a high school history class.

Online PickelledEggs

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2014, 09:31:18 PM »
Do not mock the Emperor of France!
You're probably right. Even poison tablets can't kill him. (let's forget about that they were so old that they lost their potency)
"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE

Offline Napolean B (OP)

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2014, 09:57:10 PM »
He's French. It's where he got that outrageous accent..
I have a misspelled French name.. Oh god!

Mohammed is spelled  more than 1 Way, I believe the same rules should apply to Napoleon because He was a prophet as well!
I am not worthy of having two O's in my name that would be blasphemy!
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Offline Napolean B (OP)

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2014, 10:15:46 PM »
Not only were they worse than Hitler, they and the French drew arbitrary lines across the continent, trapping opposing ethnic groups together, leading to genocides such as what idi amin did to Uganda.

Moreover, they took sustainable economies and forced countries to overhaul into the spice and tea trade, which they then traded for food. After the older generations that remembered the old ways had all died off, the Europeans pulled out leaving entire countries with spice and tea crops no one wanted and which they couldn't eat, leading to civil wars, famine and disease.

Now, we smugly look at the Africans as if they are just some sort of lost cause to be blamed for their own failures.
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Online Munch

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2014, 07:36:17 AM »
All I can do is respond with this, not at africa, but Napolean B himself, just him.


Offline CatholicCrusader

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2014, 09:14:39 AM »
You know why Anglicans can't play chess?

They cant tell the Queen from the bishop!
« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 11:54:48 AM by CatholicCrusader »

Re: British Colonization of Africa
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2014, 06:55:59 PM »

Now, we smugly look at the Africans as if they are just some sort of lost cause to be blamed for their own failures.

They've had long enough to get their acts together!Or are they happy to spend the next couple of hundred years wallowing in self pity!!
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!