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Can't wait...
« on: February 21, 2013, 06:51:27 AM »
I won't hold my breath:



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Fox News personality Bill O'Reilly has announced that Killing Jesus

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/2 ... 29584.html

Yeah, cause this book won't be biased at all and just The Best research.

ugh
« Last Edit: February 21, 2013, 09:07:29 AM by wolf39us »
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Can't wait...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2013, 07:28:43 AM »
Oh REALLY?...Bill..
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2013, 08:46:31 AM »
Yea I am sure he will mention that there is absolutely NO contemporary evidence of the Jesus character. Not to mention the Romans were excellent census takers and if someone were walking around making such fantastic claims flying in the face of Roman superstitions, they would have written something down.
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Can't wait...
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2013, 08:59:06 AM »
Oh, you know Bill Oh Really? stands for journalistic integrety.. not to be confused with integrity..
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline stromboli

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2013, 09:07:11 AM »
Faux news took the concept of journalistic integrity and turned it into a high traffic lobby carpet.

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2013, 09:16:23 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Faux news took the concept of journalistic integrity and turned it into a high traffic lobby carpet.

Damn it Stromboli, how many times to I have to correct you? It is "FUCKS NEWS" cause that is what they do, they fuck news.
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2013, 09:29:27 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
Faux news took the concept of journalistic integrity and turned it into a high traffic lobby carpet.

I blame Rush.
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

Re: Can't wait...
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2013, 09:50:09 AM »
Wait, it's supposed to be a book on history and it claims the Romans killed Jesus?  Mel Gibson's "historical" account says the Jews did it.
This sentence is a lie...

Offline Mathias

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2013, 10:06:11 AM »
Recently I watched a movie, and I don't know how far it is true, about the life of Edith Piaf. Seriously folks, this woman suffered much more than Gzus (if he even existed), and for much longer!
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2013, 10:27:22 AM »
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "stromboli"
Faux news took the concept of journalistic integrity and turned it into a high traffic lobby carpet.

I blame Rush.

Well lets not be too hard on Rush, when you have Murdoch's cock in your mouth it is hard to be coherent.
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Offline Thumpalumpacus

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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2013, 11:27:44 AM »
Hey, hey, O'Reilly's a talented writer.  I mean, just check out this excerpt from Those Who Trespass.  Genius like this only comes along once a generation:

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Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.

I submit that Bill O'Reilly is the perfect writer to update the Story of Jesus of Nazareth.
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2013, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"
Hey, hey, O'Reilly's a talented writer.  I mean, just check out this excerpt from Those Who Trespass.  Genius like this only comes along once a generation:

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Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.

I submit that Bill O'Reilly is the perfect writer to update the Story of Jesus of Nazareth.
lololol he wrote an erotica? lololololol :D
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Offline Thumpalumpacus

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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2013, 12:41:30 PM »
Quote from: "BlackL1ght"
lololol he wrote an erotica? lololololol :D

Well, it's alleged to be a crime thriller of some sort.
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2013, 03:09:05 PM »
Just did a quick Google of that book.  Fucking hilarious!  I pulled this from the plot summary of Wikipedia:

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Finally, during a break in the Radio and Television News Directors Association convention, he slits the throat of the station manager. After this, he is pursued by O'Malley and Van Buren, where he attempts to lose them by crossing a runway in front of a speeding jet. Although he makes it, his car's right back tire is cut by the jet's wing, causing the car to spin, flip over, and be subsequently melted by the exhaust from the jet, which explodes.

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!  EXPLOSIONS!!  GER-SPLOOSH!!!!

How was this not adapted into a movie?!?!  Someone give me a couple of million and some falafel.  I'll get the ball rolling.

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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2013, 03:17:20 PM »
What do you expect?  "No Spin"  means you cant even stabalize that shit with a gyroscope.