Author Topic: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve  (Read 1427 times)

Online AllPurposeAtheist

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2014, 03:59:40 PM »
True story? There is no true story about Adam and Eve unless two different parents named their kids Adam and Eve, they meet, got married and had a couple of ugly brats and take them to Kmart once a week to have portraits done and bore the living shit out of everyone who steps foot in their house..

Yes, I have meet the enemy and they have pictures of their ugly kids everywhere. :eek:
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Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2014, 05:22:04 PM »
Is that so?
Please don't take anything I say seriously.

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2014, 05:34:20 PM »
I googled Douglas Adams and I have had his book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in my hands once, but if that's where you guys collect your information, then I am in the wrong place here. I do not take any atheist seriously unless they have read and understood Nietzsche. Does any of you practice a phenomenological method at all?

I doubt quite seriously that you have read or are even capable of understanding Nietzsche.
And as to phenomenological methodology, pure unadulterated bullshit. “Phenomenology advocates the scientific study of immediate experiences and focuses on events, occurrences and happenings as one experiences them, with a minimum of regard for the external, physical reality” (Fellows and Liu, 2008, p.70) 


Woo does not fly around here junior.
Science doesn't give a damn about religions, because "damns" are not measurable units and therefore have no place in research. As soon as it's possible to detect damns, we'll quantize perdition and number all the levels of hell. Until then, science doesn't care.

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2014, 07:02:47 PM »
I doubt quite seriously that you have read or are even capable of understanding Nietzsche.
And as to phenomenological methodology, pure unadulterated bullshit. “Phenomenology advocates the scientific study of immediate experiences and focuses on events, occurrences and happenings as one experiences them, with a minimum of regard for the external, physical reality” (Fellows and Liu, 2008, p.70) 


Woo does not fly around here junior.


Online AllPurposeAtheist

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2014, 07:28:16 PM »
And who said it's no fun to have your parade rained on?


Hint: not worth the whole 3 minutes.. It's just rain..during a parade at Disney world..
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Offline Dreamer

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2014, 07:58:22 PM »
Does any of you practice a phenomenological method at all?


I does practice phrenology. Same same.


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Online AllPurposeAtheist

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2014, 08:06:43 PM »

I does practice phrenology. Same same.
Bumps on the head? Really? Mine would reveal to many bar fights, but not much else.
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Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2014, 08:12:50 PM »
Bumps on the head? Really? Mine would reveal to many bar fights, but not much else.

Industrial accidents here.

Online AllPurposeAtheist

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2014, 12:52:21 AM »
Industrial accidents here.
Had a few of those too and a pretty wicked bicycle wreck..

There was a guy here at the Y who shaved his head recently then complained because he'd forgotten about all the scars on his head..  I don't think I've seen him without a hat on since..
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Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2014, 02:26:03 AM »
Feminazi Fan fiction?

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2014, 07:35:03 PM »
That was a really funny opening post bro!  You should write stories or maybe even POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Offline oxygen inventor

Re: The True Story Behind Adam and Eve
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2014, 07:39:55 PM »
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That was a really funny opening post bro!  You should write stories or maybe even POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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