Adam and Eve were sitting in the garden. “Damn it, the sun is burning my genitals” Adam said and he wrapped an apron of fig leaves around his waist. Eve, never having an opinion of her own, did the same. Then they went for a walk.
Halfway they came across a snake. Before the animal could utter a word - which would have been odd anyhow - Adam grabbed the snake and bit its head off. “There” he said. “Here, have an apple for dessert” Eve suggested.
God, apparently rather fond of his apples, got furious and commanded: “Get out of my garden you two! Adam you are going to work for the rest of your life, and Eve you are going to bear children”.
Naturally this wasn't much to their liking. Yet after a long debate on whether they had free will or not, they conceded to the judgement. Adam found a respectable job in the porn-industry and Eve brought forth a multitude of offspring (between whom things did not always run so smoothly, but that's another story).
