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Started by wolf39us, February 20, 2013, 01:18:22 PM

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Baruch

Yep, a realistic animation?? ... but it would be X rated if Eve was going down on Adam, and was sharing his spunk back to him with a kiss of death ;-)  A man taking on the female role being the worst perversion imaginable.

Back then, a man's spunk was considered even more magically life giving than a blood transfusion ... the woman's role in fertility was imagined to be passive ... when in fact her role is even greater than the male role (as any reader of Kinsey could tell you).

In the extra-bibilical sources, Eve was Adam's second mate, the first was Lilith, who refused to be a "bottom" for Adam.  She escaped from Eden on her own, and became the wife of Samael (the Devil) instead.  Girl's do prefer bad boys to douches.  Eve was the other kind of girl, the welcome mat type.  Satan = a title aka Vizier of G-d.  And per Disney Aladdin ... is still the bad guy.

In Mesopotamian religion a "lilitu" is a she-demon, a succubus.  Responsible for troubled child birth and sudden infant death syndrome.  In Biblical terms, an inversion of normal motherhood, like the bad mother in Solomon's judgement.  The mother who takes the child's life.  This is why abortion is such a visceral issue for Christians.
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Cavebear

Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on September 19, 2018, 09:58:38 PM
No. Costello realized that the brand-spanking new joke he was about to drop â€"the one he claimed was never heard before and original to himâ€" was the old joke about Jonah seated on the stool selling those apples three for a nickel in the whale's stomach, an old joke told on the schoolyard.

OK, you got me there.  Never heard about Jonah and the apples..  Would you explain the joke?
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Cavebear

Quote from: Munch on September 22, 2018, 04:59:33 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJd1LuokqZI

Perhaps karma does exist

Seems fair enough.  But maybe the Dad should have fallen in for letting the kid handle a cat so badly.
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Shiranu

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Unbeliever

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Unbeliever

I guess the snake handling preacher just didn't have enough faith:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Nw3AWv0A8
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Munch

he really is the funniest president the u.s has had in a long time.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

Quote from: Munch on September 23, 2018, 07:36:27 PM
he really is the funniest president the u.s has had in a long time.

President Cheney was ... just So!
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GSOgymrat

'One of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water'

Even in a prepared address, he sounds like middle management.

https://youtu.be/45X4WvkTK_I

Baruch

Guys of a certain age, have a lot of "middle" to manage ;-)
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Munch

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

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QuoteThe Guangxi New Media Centre, unveiled to the public in the southern city of Nanning on September 24 to mark the Mid-Autumn Festival, quickly drew criticism online as netizens discussed the questionable resemblance of it to a penis. This video shows an aerial view of the colourful building flashing in bright red, blue and green against the night sky. According to local reports, the building was designed to reflect the historical rice terraces on the outskirts of the city, with the grooves in the architecture built to look like the different levels. Online users disagree, however, with one video in which an amused local animated fireworks sparking from the tip of the structure making its rounds on social media.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XJwH5RKPQk
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Baruch

Don't know the Emperor Penis.  It has the Man-date of Heaven.
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Táadoo ánít’iní.
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Don't do that.

Unbeliever

I wonder if that's one of Trump's buildings?
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