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Started by wolf39us, February 20, 2013, 01:18:22 PM

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Blackleaf

"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--


Munch

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Unbeliever

I used to think Granny Clampett was pretty tough, but this granny is impressive!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwpHSKHyEWQ


God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 20, 2018, 05:54:24 PM
I used to think Granny Clampett was pretty tough, but this granny is impressive!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwpHSKHyEWQ

Definitely not a Democrat.  A Democrat would have kissed a rabid bob cat on the lips, because she felt so sorry for it ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

Sometime you sound rabid.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 20, 2018, 07:07:07 PM
Sometime you sound rabid.

I was bit by a were-Democrat after I was bit by a Dracul-publican.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!


Baruch

#639
Correct.  Under US Eminent Domain the government owns everything.  They let you pretend you own something (including your bank account or your body) in order to not trigger you unnecessarily.  In GB, which has no written constitution (not that having one helped the US anyway) ... the Queen owns everything and everyone.  She doesn't point that out to you, again to not trigger you unnecessarily.

R-party speech:  Pay attention to the words, you hear MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syI_B8a5IV4

D-party speech:  Pay attention to the words, you hear Putin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW9PDj1jqRU
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.


Unbeliever

Wow, who knew British bobbies had super hearing!?
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cavebear

Quote from: pr126 on July 22, 2018, 12:33:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASoD9xMUxs0

Funny, but not QUITE accurate.  Snopes says the basic story is true.    But the event occurred in Michigan and the correspondence has been "improved" over time. 

In other words, a Michigan State query to an owner of a pond that was emptied suddenly when a beaver dam failed has been transformed into a falsely overly-officious bureaucratic demand and wonderfully sarcastic response from the alleged property owner.

Neither the demand letter nor the response is true.

Please do try to check your facts next time...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

pr126


Baruch

Yes, men are from Mars and women are f**ked (usually).
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.