Author Topic: Hello everybody!  (Read 1935 times)

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2014, 10:43:28 PM »
A moment of silence for the old Sex Thread.
*puts hat over heart and stares in to the abyss*
"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2014, 10:43:44 PM »
Yeah, now you have to endure the drudgery of having to click to open a new browser window to type the word porn into it. That's at least 4 letters and two clicks plus the extra click to decide which porn site Google will send you to. OMG! :eek:
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2014, 10:48:42 PM »
Yeah, now you have to endure the drudgery of having to click to open a new browser window to type the word porn into it. That's at least 4 letters and two clicks plus the extra click to decide which porn site Google will send you to. OMG! :eek:
I'm always sure to only watch porn in an incognito browser, on my Fedora RedHat partition. The last thing I need is spyware and viruses slowing down my computer. At least if it gets downloaded in to my fedora partition, it's easier for me to remove it. :lol:
"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2014, 11:20:07 PM »
Thank you Doctor Pornography Safety. :lol:
You should do a weekly pornography safety blog, Ask Doctor Pornography Safety.

This question comes from 9 year old Sally from Pocatello Idaho.
Doctor PS, is it true my brother Billy went blind looking at breasts?
« Last Edit: June 29, 2014, 11:24:10 PM by AllPurposeAtheist »
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2014, 11:23:54 PM »
Thank you Doctor Pornography Safety. :lol:

Your welcome. The last thing I want is to let anyone get infected.

Sent from your mom

"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2014, 11:26:54 PM »
Your welcome. The last thing I want is to let anyone get infected.

Sent from your mom


Yes, but are you moral enough to join the army after seeing naked female bosoms?
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2014, 11:31:00 PM »
Yes, but are you moral enough to join the army after seeing naked female bosoms?
I get a little baby arm-y when I see naked female bosoms...  If that's what you're asking.

(maybe that's too much information... :lol:)

Sent from your mom

"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2014, 11:40:32 PM »
I responded and also told him I was also from Utah. He has not posted since. Either

(A) is following my advice of perusing the forum

(B) miffed theres's no porn

(C) saw suspicious vehicle outside of house and jumped to the wrong conclusion.

We shall see.........  :think:

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2014, 11:52:29 PM »
D.  joined the army after seeing naked female bosums.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline GrinningYMIR

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2014, 09:43:04 AM »
A moment of silence for the old Sex Thread.

*bows head*
"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"

Governor of the 32nd Province of the New Lunar Republic. Luna Nobis Custodit

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2014, 09:58:37 AM »
Lol sorry for no posting... Ive been reading some of the forum, and just been hanging with cousins. So sorry xD

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2014, 10:54:45 AM »
Lol sorry for no posting... Ive been reading some of the forum, and just been hanging with cousins. So sorry xD

Good. I was afraid we scared you away.

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2014, 11:13:39 AM »
Welcome aboard Happythecat! What is it with the Mormon religion that it makes so many young atheists? Solitary 
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2014, 05:13:01 PM »
Hello young one: ) how are ya

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: Hello everybody!
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2014, 05:17:46 PM »
Good. I was afraid we scared you away.
Are you calling him scaredy cat?

Sent from your mom

"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE