The CIA joins Twitter

[AllPurposeAtheist]

In traditional good old American government values..
http://m.dailykos.com/story/2014/06/06/1304960/-The-CIA-just-joined-Twitter-and?detail=email
I can neither confirm nor deny I actually posted this.

[Hydra009]

I'm just waiting for them to congratulate a musician for his/her extraordinary rendition of the song.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'm just waiting for them to congratulate [Redacted] for his/her extraordinary rendition of the song.

To much information there Hydra.

[The Skeletal Atheist]

You left the oven on @randomuscitizen #welookingatyourshit

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Something odd going on. Photobucket won't let me upload the image of the CIA tweet.

[blargg]

Maybe I should join as well at some point..

[stromboli]

Maybe I should join as well at some point..

Go ahead. But they wouldn't be able to confirm or deny you.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I can't confirm nor deny having ever have conversed with a Turkish national who may or may not have ever expressed any sentiments about, well...anything ever.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Pfffft, my ass. One cheek can't confirm, other nor deny. You all had conversations with a communist, satanist, feminist, anti-american heretic individual who claims to live in the mentioned area. You ALL did. you loled with her. Bwuuwwhaha. They have records.

I can't confirm nor deny responding to this. This post [Redacted]

[PickelledEggs]

In big-brother america, CIA follows you!

[GalacticBusDriver]

Shouldn't this thread be titled "The CIA finally admits to joining Twitter?"

[Shol'va]

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