Sarah Palin wants Phil Robertson to run for president

Started by AllPurposeAtheist, June 04, 2014, 06:46:01 PM

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shortbusgangsta

#15
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 28, 2014, 09:24:57 PM
You need to lay off the dope. No wait.. Do a few grams of China white at the same time.  Get some lipstick so nobody notices the blue on your lips.
and lay in a bath of pinesole so no one smells my rotting corpse.

How much does a few grams cost?  My guess is 80 a piece

AllPurposeAtheist

If you need to ask you can't afford it.
Dude, heroin addiction is nothing to get excited over. Eventually you'll end up going through withdrawal and when that happens it loses all of its luster. You don't know just how bad your body can feel till you go cold turkey from heroin.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

DickRill

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 04:15:25 PM
If you need to ask you can't afford it.
Dude, heroin addiction is nothing to get excited over. Eventually you'll end up going through withdrawal and when that happens it loses all of its luster. You don't know just how bad your body can feel till you go cold turkey from heroin.

Are you seriously comparing disassociating oneself from Sarah Palin to going cold turkey from heroin?
Wow! She is a witch...

aitm

 I admit there is a certain wonder about having that crazy bitch and a loon in the office. I can think of nothing that would further the secular division in the US than two xian loons on the loose.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

shortbusgangsta

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Quote from: DickRill on June 29, 2014, 09:47:51 PM
Are you seriously comparing disassociating oneself from Sarah Palin to going cold turkey from heroin?
Wow! She is a witch...
no not when you think about it. Disassociation from heroin is not fatal. Disassociation from alcohol can be.
dissociation from Sarah Palin only manifests itself in flu like symptoms, chills, aches, and pains and headaches.

do you think she would do any more damage than our last two presidents?  Our current president is a spiritual man (with an emotional attachment to Islam) and vice president is Catholic.

AllPurposeAtheist

Heroin withdrawal can be fatal if your heart is in bad enough shape..  I know people have died from methadone withdrawal.
Sarah Palin however brings on acute projectile vomiting and severe diarrhea.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

shortbusgangsta

#21
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 10:56:33 PM
Heroin withdrawal can be fatal if your heart is in bad enough shape..  I know people have died from methadone withdrawal.
Sarah Palin however brings on acute projectile vomiting and severe diarrhea.
Shovelin snow can kill you if your heart is bad.

Palin effects me more llike viagra.

AllPurposeAtheist

If I didn't think it would get me arrested I'd send you those grams of heroin and a syringe along with instructions on how to properly inject it.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Nam

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 11:57:41 PM
If I didn't think it would get me arrested I'd send you those grams of heroin and a syringe along with instructions on how to properly inject it.

You can get it in pill form...not that I know things like that...doo doo doo...

-Nam
Mad cow disease...it's not just for cows, or the mad!

shortbusgangsta

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Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 11:57:41 PM
If I didn't think it would get me arrested I'd send you those grams of heroin and a syringe along with instructions on how to properly inject it.
I have already ivd meth, coke, and heroin but not for seven years.  Trust me I know how to find a vein and get in without poking through the other side.

Now mail me the china white please.  Put the wrong name and return address and you wont get arrested.