Author Topic: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs  (Read 2445 times)

Online Shiranu

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2014, 02:22:40 AM »
For those who would know; does the average Muslim really believe that just the smallest accidental contact with pork will lead to eternal damnation, or is this just a way for some Imans to stay relevant and get some power?

Edit; Just saw Atheon's post... still, just because that's what the book says doesn't mean that's what the average person believes :P.
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Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2014, 04:26:56 AM »
It never ceases to amaze me how, really, really, bad, religious people's logic and thinking are, or how primitive they are. It's like they don't believe in evolution because they have not evolved for the last 2,000+ years. The Middle East was the most brilliant country in the world at one time, what happened? The same way this country is dumbing down: from primitive magical thinking.  :wall: Solitary
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Offline GrinningYMIR

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2014, 09:23:55 AM »
I declare an atheistic-grand Crusade against hummus, take that!



I actually recently talked to a Bosnian Muslim I used to go to school with, and recently found out goes to my College. She and I talked about foods that she is and isn't allowed to eat, and she said technically she doesn't like to eat pork because of her religion, but she also says that some Muslims don't mind as long as you either have a good reason, or don't make it a big habit. She was tentatively eating Pepperoni pizza that day so she must have been hungry.
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Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2014, 09:45:07 AM »
His holiness the FSM agrees that bacon dipped in chocolate is a worthy dish. Fattening and cholesterol laden, but worthy.


Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2014, 12:23:24 PM »
considering how awesome horsemeat is.

I would love to eat a horse. How is it on the grill?

Online Shiranu

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2014, 01:23:37 PM »
I declare an atheistic-grand Crusade against hummus, take that!



I actually recently talked to a Bosnian Muslim I used to go to school with, and recently found out goes to my College. She and I talked about foods that she is and isn't allowed to eat, and she said technically she doesn't like to eat pork because of her religion, but she also says that some Muslims don't mind as long as you either have a good reason, or don't make it a big habit. She was tentatively eating Pepperoni pizza that day so she must have been hungry.

Screw you,  hummus can never be banned.  Ban something bad instead!
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Online Hydra009 (OP)

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2014, 02:28:00 PM »
I would love to eat a horse. How is it on the grill?
Dunno, only ever had the jerky.

Online Hydra009 (OP)

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2014, 02:31:23 PM »
Screw you,  hummus can never be banned.  Ban something bad instead!
Black-eyed peas.  Also, Black Eyed Peas.

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2014, 02:39:52 PM »
I would love to eat a horse. How is it on the grill?

Depending on how its cooked it can be quite good. Off the grill it is AMAZING!
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Offline DunkleSeele

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2014, 05:43:28 PM »
I would love to eat a horse. How is it on the grill?
It's amazing! In fact, over here horse meat is almost always cooked on the grill.

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2014, 05:55:05 PM »
I would love to eat a horse. How is it on the grill?
Preferably dead.

Native Americans ate their dogs when times got tough. Lots of meat on a horse.

My son ate some camel in Iraq. Said it was pretty tasty.
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Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2014, 05:55:58 PM »
It's amazing! In fact, over here horse meat is almost always cooked on the grill.

I'm going to stick with my pig.

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Offline DunkleSeele

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2014, 06:01:05 PM »
Preferably dead.

Native Americans ate their dogs when times got tough. Lots of meat on a horse.

My son ate some camel in Iraq. Said it was pretty tasty.
I hate camel in Dubai. Tasty, but a bit hard to chew.

The best meat I had was bear cooked on a hot slate. Freaking awesome!

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2014, 06:40:05 PM »
I suppose I shouldn't be too scornful, considering the great anglo horsemeat freakout.  I don't really understand that either considering how awesome horsemeat is.  Seriously.  You guys don't know what you're missing out on.  If anything, there should be more horsemeat in the burgers, not less.  :P

And then there was some story about how human DNA is sometimes in pork because slaughterhouse workers occasionally cut themselves on the job.  And not a single case of vampirism reported so far.  *wry smirk revealing fangs*
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Muslim groups declare jihad on Cadbury eggs
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2014, 06:42:52 PM »
Try sea gull! It's yummy! It tastes like chicken left in a plastic bag in the back yard over the weekend in july in Texas.
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