I suppose I shouldn't be too scornful, considering the great anglo horsemeat freakout. I don't really understand that either considering how awesome horsemeat is. Seriously. You guys don't know what you're missing out on. If anything, there should be more horsemeat in the burgers, not less. :P
And then there was some story about how human DNA is sometimes in pork because slaughterhouse workers occasionally cut themselves on the job. And not a single case of vampirism reported so far. *wry smirk revealing fangs*