Bigfoot DNA study finally published!

[widdershins]

It's pretty much as we all thought.  The article is here.  The "scientific journal" which published it?  DeNovo Scientific Journal.  This paper is the only one it has ever published.  Literally nobody subscribes to it.  The journal is about 3 weeks old and there is no evidence whatsoever of a peer review process.  In other words, it's bullshit, as we all knew it would be.

[stromboli]

Another big let down.

[moog]

Having to create an entirely new "journal" to publish your "research" really shows the quality of it.

[Hakurei Reimu]

No serious scientific content has ever intersected with the name "Ketchum."
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[Agramon]

No serious scientific content has ever intersected with the name "Ketchum."
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Oh my god. After all these years I just now made the connection with his last name.
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[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm shocked.  Shocked, I tell you.

[stromboli]

Bigfoot is like god- lack of evidence is not evidence, and there are just enough tantalizing findings-footprints- which is comparable to refrigerator mold images of Jesus. Cryptozoologists are like a priesthood that keeps the whole thing alive.

[widdershins]

For anyone interested, a copy of the "peer reviewed journal" can be purchased on her web site for $30.  I'm sure the excessive price and the fact that it's being sold directly by the only people to ever publish an article in it are both simple coincidence.

[SGOS]

It's pretty much as we all thought.  The article is here.  The "scientific journal" which published it?  DeNovo Scientific Journal.

Well, there you go.  It's in the "DeNovo."  No one has ever proven them wrong, and this is DNA evidence, mind you, not some crummy video.

[Jutter]

Imagine examining biggfoot toe-jam, foot-cheese, and bigg-assed-smelly-sashquatch-toenails.

You'd have to want to milk the floaty woowoo crowd REAL bad.

[NitzWalsh]

When the real peer reviewers reject your stuff you have to make your own.

I should write one about the cosmic hippo that farted the universe into existence.

[moog]

Here a group of Biologists discuss (and mock) this 'paper'.

[youtube:yispyfcq]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LTjxSs3zzg[/youtube:yispyfcq]

[BlackL1ght]

No serious scientific content has ever intersected with the name "Ketchum."
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Hey now, there's tons of evidence for pokemon!

[Brian37]

Man our species is fucked up.

[widdershins]

Here a group of Biologists discuss (and mock) this 'paper'.

Mildly amusing.  I never realized before, though, that scientists make geeks look exciting.