Proof for god - Checkmate atheists! (part 2)

[blargg]

How do you atheists explain the following miracles:

- Ten plagues of Egypt.
- Jesus walking on water.
- Joshua stopping the sun.

(Among many others)

Checkmate atheists.

[PickelledEggs]

I explain them as such :

They most likely didn't even happen

Sent via your mom

[blargg]

They did it's in the bible.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

They did it's in the bible.

A book compiled of the oral tales told by a particular tribe of desert nomads that were subjected to hundreds of years of a game of Telephone. Yeah, real authoritative.

[stromboli]

Semiliterate desert tribesmen+hot sun+beer= MIRACLES!!!!

[blargg]

Bible=word of god=miracles are real=checkmate atheists.

[Hydra009]

- Ten plagues of Egypt.

Nurgle.

- Jesus walking on water.

Jesus shrinks to miniscule size and never breaks surface tension.

- Joshua stopping the sun.

That's the story where the sun stopped moving for a day, which is really strange considering that a day is defined by the motion of the sun across the sky .  So, that's like saying that light took two years to travel one light-year.