Physicists Show That Noahs Ark Would Have Floated

[stromboli]

Aand speaking of shit..... I really want to see a scientific study on how much shit can be generated by 70,000 animals over a given period, and how exactly one can manage to remove all that shit over a given period of time. I don't recall shovels being mentioned in Genesis. Or buckets. I think there might be verses missing.

".....yea, and they didst load by number three score and two buckets and also shovels, one for each person, that they might shovelest the offal of these, the animals therein.... "

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Let's not forget the swimming pools for the hippos to shit in.

[stromboli]

Let's not forget the swimming pools for the hippos to shit in.

Yeah, forgot that. Hippos and even elephants have to be wet down regularly to keep their hides from drying and cracking.  Sooo.... add inboard waterins system to the design. And bilges. And bilge pumps. Gettin' complicated here......

[Solitary]

When is this madness going to end? Solitary

[josephpalazzo]

It's turtles all the way down...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Anteaters. Eat about a billion ants a year. (Each ant is about 0.001 calorie, I think.) Gonna need ... (counts on fingers) ... many ants.