Author Topic: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists  (Read 1525 times)

Offline renasimplified

An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« on: April 15, 2014, 03:28:03 PM »
Now this is all I can do... but the random giggling annoys people around me!   :shifty:   Have a smile!

Offline stromboli

Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2014, 04:48:46 PM »
Yes, and Godzilla has always been one of my favorite people.
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Offline Mr.Obvious

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Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2014, 04:51:28 PM »
Son of Godzilla gets a whole new meaning :D
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Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 05:07:49 PM »
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Now this is all I can do... but the random giggling annoys people around me!   :shifty:   Have a smile!

However, "oh my Godzilla, oh my Godzilla, oh my Godzilla!" During sex could be rather annoying, do ya think?
Q for theists; how can there be freewill and miracles? And, how can prayer exist in an environment as regimented as "gods plan"?

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Offline Jutter

Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 08:59:30 PM »
Great entry. short list though. Someone needs to make it a little longer.
So 1. In your head swap God out for Godzilla.
What would be 2.?
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Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 05:12:56 AM »
Hahahaha "Godzilla destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah" haha

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Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2014, 08:45:59 AM »
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Hahahaha "Godzilla destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah" haha

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Offline Hydra009

Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2014, 10:26:32 AM »
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Exodus 15:6 "Your right hand, O Godzilla, was majestic in power. Your right hand, O Godzilla, shattered the enemy. 7 In the greatness of your majesty you threw down those who opposed you. You unleashed your burning anger; it consumed them like stubble. 8 By the blast of your nostrils the waters piled up. The surging waters stood firm like a wall; the deep waters congealed in the heart of the sea. 9 "The enemy boasted, 'I will pursue, I will overtake them. I will divide the spoils; I will gorge myself on them. I will draw my sword and my hand will destroy them.' 10 But you blew with your breath, and the sea covered them. They sank like lead in the mighty waters.
Holy crap.  This works a little too well!

 

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