How to pickup women at the fish store

[PickelledEggs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYz54GHlhg

This was very helpful

[aitm]

 

[PickelledEggs]

You're wishing you thought of that, right, aitm?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYz54GHlhg

This was very helpful

If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Sorry, redundant question.

[PickelledEggs]

If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Sorry, redundant question.

Ummmm 

[SGOS]

A fish store???  I think you're chances are better at bars and churches.  But fish stores could advertise  "Women admitted free from 6PM to 7PM."  That might help.

[PickelledEggs]

Lol I'm pretty sure this video was supposed to be a joke and not actual advice (which is why I put it in the joke section)

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[SGOS]

Lol I'm pretty sure this video was supposed to be a joke and not actual advice (which is why I put it in the joke section)

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I know that.

[PickelledEggs]

I know that.

Oh... 

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[AllPurposeAtheist]

Whatever you do don't buy her sea breeze scented perfume. 

[PickelledEggs]

Whatever you do don't buy her sea breeze scented perfume. 

Or ask her if she's looking for crabs.

[stromboli]

If you are really a dastardly single guy, Mormon single's wards and Christian singles fellowships are rife with needful women. It is a sad commentary that these women outnumber men like 2 to 1 and are desperate for love. And there are people that take advantage of that.

When I got out of the Navy, I went to one once. Now I know what attractive women mean when they talk about men raping them  with their eyes. Unfortunately I suffer the curse of being an honorable man. ended up dancing with a Mormon convert from Peru that had the biggest, uh, lungs I've ever seen. This is a woman designed by nature to haul bundles of Coca high in the Andes Mountains. And child bearing hips. I suspect she could shit out a kid in one grunt and not miss a step while climbing. Not bad, other than the moustache.

[PickelledEggs]

If you are really a dastardly single guy, Mormon single's wards and Christian singles fellowships are rife with needful women. It is a sad commentary that these women outnumber men like 2 to 1 and are desperate for love. And there are people that take advantage of that.

When I got out of the Navy, I went to one once. Now I know what attractive women mean when they talk about men raping them  with their eyes. Unfortunately I suffer the curse of being an honorable man. ended up dancing with a Mormon convert from Peru that had the biggest, uh, lungs I've ever seen. This is a woman designed by nature to haul bundles of Coca high in the Andes Mountains. And child bearing hips. I suspect she could shit out a kid in one grunt and not miss a step while climbing. Not bad, other than the moustache.

Or the other option is I can get out of my house and ask someone out.

Don't get me wrong, i've always dreamed of having a girlfriend with a mustache 

[stromboli]

I didn't mention she had the shoulders of a furniture mover.

[PickelledEggs]

I didn't mention she had the shoulders of a furniture mover.

Built like a linebacker eh? Maybe I'll consider it. I almost got jumped in the city a few months back and probably could use the protection.