Answer this Evolutionists

[follower_of_jesus]

If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.

[SGOS]

follower_of_jesus, I think you're a skeptic doing a parody of a theist for the purpose of saying something so stupid that you will invite a bunch of comments.

[follower_of_jesus]

The good lord makes it our mission to preach to the evilutionists and other blasphemers. It is our duties as followers of Jesus to do so as it says in the bible

Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.

Are you so blinded by your worship of yourself that you can't see past your nose and realize that the lie of evolution is physically impossible

[Icarus]

follower_of_jesus, I think you're a skeptic doing a parody of a theist for the purpose of saying something so stupid that you will invite a bunch of comments.

Yep, yep /thread

[SGOS]

The good lord makes it our mission to preach to the evilutionists and other blasphemers. It is our duties as followers of Jesus to do so as it says in the bible

Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.

Are you so blinded by your worship of yourself that you can't see past your nose and realize that the lie of evolution is physically impossible

Well, in my favor, I was going to convert, but then I read that thread where some guy got swept away by a rogue wave during his baptism, and I decided to let things be.

[follower_of_jesus]

Well I am very sorry to regret to you that you will be burning in hell when you die for your arrogant worship of self. I promise that it gives me no pleasure. If it were up to me everyone would be converted and hearing the good news of Jesus Christ.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I feel it's my duty to preach the tooth fairy gospel, but I have a hangover so screw it.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

OH FUCKING NO! NOT BURNING IN HELL!
and I thought a toothache was bad.

[SGOS]

I feel it's my duty to preach the tooth fairy gospel, but I have a hangover so screw it.

Oh go ahead.  You know you're just looking to get started on the Tooth Fairy again.

[follower_of_jesus]

Tooth fairy is a children's story. The Bible is thousands of years old and is the word of God and Jesus Christ and his disciples. Not believing in the tooth fairy only affects your teeth won't get money. Not believing in God and Jesus our lord and savior will result in y'all being sent to hell to burn in eternal torture and pain.

Is there not an argument for evolution that can explain how eating an apple or a carrot is not like eating your grandma considering evolutionists insist on forcing into our schools that we all evolved from one thing.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

So women just *poof* popped out of Adams ribcage, eh? People are actually capable of survival in the stomach acid of whales, bushes spontaneously catch fire to reveal things, all evil happened because some woman liked fresh fruit and you're questioning the validity of her dental diety?

OH REALLY?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Darn, I was really looking forward to persecuting another xtian.

[Hydra009]

Well I am very sorry to regret to you that you will be burning in hell when you die for your arrogant worship of self.

As opposed to the very unarrogant idea that humanity is the principle creation of the creator of the cosmos, modeled "in his image", and attract his constant attention.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I always knew I was invisible. 

[Minimalist]

The 'good lord' can go fuck himself and take you with him.