Noah film edited due to 'historical inaccuracies'

[stromboli]

Now that the movie is edited, how are we supposed to know what the inaccuracies were?

What ever is left is inaccurate.

somewhere in there is a Sherlock Holmes quote..

 :rollin:

[stromboli]

So lets see.... 450 foot boat made entirely out of wood built by 8 people that can hold thousands of animals, tons of food, be completely water tight and withstand heavy seas, and water that suddenly expands tens of thousand of times in volume for 40 days and then disappears, and said boat drifting thousands of miles and winding up on a mountain 10,000 feet in the air. Boy, let's not mess with that.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

The disclaimer should have read: Yeah, we know this is 99.99999% bullshit, but for accuracy there was water, boats and animals back then.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Please, please, please let them have left in the part where koalas were launched back to Oz via local volcanoes.

[Johan]

Next they're going to tell me that Batman cartoons contain 'historical inaccuracies'.

[stromboli]

Next they're going to tell me that Batman cartoons contain 'historical inaccuracies'.

Hey, I don't care about Noah, but DON'T MESS WITH BATMAN.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Next they're going to tell me that Batman cartoons contain 'historical inaccuracies'.

Hey, I don't care about Noah, but DON'T MESS WITH BATMAN.

Too whiney.

[St Giordano Bruno]

An "historically accurate Story of Noah" is an oxymoron right from the very start; like an historically accurate first toy delivery run by Santa Claus and his flying reindeers. Would it be just a impossible to round up all those animals of the face of the Earth as it would be for Santa Claus to descend down every chimney on Earth in his toy delivery run?
Of course I never thought that, Noah had a companion called "Santa Claus" and employed his magic powers of making reindeers fly to make elephants and pigs and two of every species of animal on the face of the Earth to fly as well, thus making Noah's job a lot easier.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

You guys know there were NO historical inaccuracies in Bugs Bunny coloring books. Bugs bunny was in a book so there's concrete proof of his existence.

[Sal1981]

Godawa is also concerned that this "uninteresting and unBiblical waste of a $150 million" will make it difficult for Christian screenwriters like him to find employment.

Oh reee-eee-eeealy?

[St Giordano Bruno]

OK I will correct the inaccuracies, the Tigris and Euphrates breaks their banks and floods most of Mesopotamia; and old tribesman goat herder, fisherman, hunter gatherer called "Gilgamesh and his crew" sails out on a rather large fishing boat and rescues the odd stranded goat, donkey, dog, and chicken. Stuff anything bigger than a donkey, they are too fucking big. As for elephants, man eating lions, and giraffes! "no fucking way" he said. "God! are you nuts" he said - and it came to pass.......

Still working on the script  :rollin:  :rollin:

[darsenfeld]

hhmmm...So King Arthur was historically inaccurate too, right?

[St Giordano Bruno]

Now how to correct those historical inaccuracies of that Noah film 

[josephpalazzo]

If you cut out all the inaccuracies, what you get is a blank screen.

Anyone for pizza and beer?

[leo]

If you cut out all the inaccuracies, what you get is a blank screen.

Anyone for pizza and beer?

The flood was caused by Chuck Norris sneezing. This is the real life version of the events.