Kate Upton Weightless in a Bikini. Say No More.

Started by stromboli, February 19, 2014, 11:22:36 AM

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GrinningYMIR

Gentlemen, what you see before you is perfection
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stromboli

Do this in wide screen and slo mo, you could stop a war. Or start one.

Jason78

She's still got nothing on Silvia Saint taking a zero-g cum shot.
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stromboli

Quote from: "Jason78"She's still got nothing on Silvia Saint taking a zero-g cum shot.

Yeah, but that's porn. This is ART.  [-X

Jason78

Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Jason78"She's still got nothing on Silvia Saint taking a zero-g cum shot.

Yeah, but that's porn. This is ART.  [-X

The two aren't mutually exclusive you know!
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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real
tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. -Plato

aitm

She is gorgeous now but in 10 years she's gonna be 200 lbs. Big gal.
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AllPurposeAtheist

In 80 years she'll look ridiculously old.  :roll:
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stromboli

Ah yes, but- It has to do with proportion. A small woman with small breasts that big hips will likely get fatter across the hips as they gain weight. Upton is very well proportioned. She is actually a little heavy for a model. Losing weight or gaining it, she will retain the same proportions. And still has an angelic face. I think a little double chin on her would actually be sexy.

AllPurposeAtheist

Yeah, she just called me to ask me, "Does zero gravity make me look fat?"
So I told her the truth. 'Ehh, a little bit, but you carry it ok.' Then I had to listen to he whine and cry for at least an hour. Damned.  :roll:
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SGOS

And the rest of us have to pay through the nose to take a ride in zero gravity.

stromboli

Quote from: "drunkenshoe"From a female point the only problem is her waist (because she doesn't have one) and that's gonna be the problem when she gets old. But she can take the attention to somewhere else. :P

Actually don't think men are paying that much attention to her waist..... :-D

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: "drunkenshoe"From a female point the only problem is her waist (because she doesn't have one) and that's gonna be the problem when she gets old. But she can take the attention to somewhere else. :P
First thing I noticed was that waist.. ok, I lied.
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AllPurposeAtheist

I have a hunch nobody believes my little Kate Upton phone story. FINE! Be that way! If you only had faith.. [-X
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