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Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriage
« on: February 14, 2014, 11:37:35 AM »
They're falling like dominoes...


http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/14/us/fe ... pe=article

Unlike the Utah federal judge, he stayed the execution pending the appeal, but still this is progress.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2014, 11:41:02 AM by aileron »
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Offline GrinningYMIR

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 11:40:55 AM »
but they're also trying to outlaw blowjobs here too
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Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 11:42:04 AM »
Quote from: "GrinningYMIR"
but they're also trying to outlaw blowjobs here too

The SCOTUS has already ruled these kinds of laws unconstitutional.  They're just bloviating.
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Offline SGOS

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 11:46:38 AM »
Moving forward and surprisingly fast.  The dam seems to be breaking.  Freedom and equality is flowing.  I don't think it can be stopped now.

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 11:49:16 AM »
And now you see the results.. a giant snowstorm..  Everyone knows these things are gods punishment.  #-o
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Offline SGOS

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 11:58:42 AM »
Quote from: "SGOS"
Moving forward and surprisingly fast.  The dam seems to be breaking.  Freedom and equality is flowing.  I don't think it can be stopped now.
I can't wait for the blow job thingy to get to the courts.  That's going to be great fun to watch.  I suspect it will just end up being one of those blue laws that remain on the books.  I can't see politicians jumping on the blow job band wagon.  It's just too silly to be an issue, and would make the whole idea of State Legislators a joke.

Or maybe Virginia will pass a Missionary Position Only law.  That would be quite popular, I'm sure.  They have this bumper sticker that says Virginia is for Lovers.  Would they add qualifiers to that?  How could they fit them all on a bumper sticker?  Great fun!

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 01:15:36 PM »
Bumper sticker: Virginia is for lovers, but only one married man and one married woman who ONLY fuck in the missionary position under the covers with the lights off. We prefer they be married to each other,  but we couldn't fit that on the bumper sticker.  :-D
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 01:15:37 PM »
Bumper sticker: Virginia is for lovers, but only one married man and one married woman who ONLY fuck in the missionary position under the covers with the lights off. We prefer they be married to each other,  but we couldn't fit that on the bumper sticker.  :-D
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Offline The Skeletal Atheist

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 02:41:40 PM »
There needs to be a cover between them with a hole in it as well. And the woman should be wearing a burqa with a hole in it. Also no thrusting, the man must simply let it "soak" in her. There must be no kissing or direct eye contact. After the act they must wash their naughty bits in holy water, then whip themselves exactly 113 times. After taking and maintaining a vow of total silence for six months they are done!

And that is how you make sex pure before the eyes of God.
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Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 02:55:21 PM »
Sounds like very fun and satisfying secs.

Offline The Skeletal Atheist

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 05:03:02 PM »
I forgot to add that the total duration of the act may be no longer than 3 minutes. There must be absolutely no utterances at all. The bed the act took place on must be burned along with all the sheets.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

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Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2014, 05:42:56 PM »
And as a bonus, that practice helps keep the bed bugs at bay.

Offline Thumpalumpacus

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 06:58:18 PM »
Freedom marches on ...
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Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2014, 10:25:53 PM »
>the look on the LDS's face

Offline Atheon

Re: Federal Judge Overturns Virginia Ban on Same Sex Marriag
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2014, 01:40:14 AM »
There's still a stay, pending appeals. Battle's not over. Gay marriages aren't taking place there yet.
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