I Touched Myself "Down There"

[phattmatt]

No one ever kicked me to the curb for masturbation

[stromboli (OP)]

Back to the OP you masturbating maniacs, you. The point being that any institution that forces what amounts to unnatural behavior on its followers is first of all controlling and secondly a violation of personal rights.


3 times? Light weight. 

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I know. I'm just an uncaring bastard. I don't want other guys laying about my place jerking off.

I'm sure there's a self help group for the likes of me,  but I'm not going to the meetings. 

[stromboli (OP)]

When you have an environment that is averse to simple gratification and on top of that demonizes it as well, you got some fucked up people. Weird there are societies that put every sexual act into negative connotations and yet don't mind butchering people in movies or in person.

I remember Sam Peckinpah's "Wild Bunch" got an R rating. Midnight Cowboy was rated X for sexual content, including homsexuality. Considering that more real content and meaning was in the X rated flick, and made an actual comment on society, was just not allowable.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

And now hardcore porn is accessible to school children online and the stuff labeled as hardcore on porn sites seems rather mild now, almost like finding dads playboys in the garage. Come to think about it finding dads playboys was more titillating.

[Solitary]

Which gives me a great idea. A line of chastity belts, advertised by churches around the world. I'll be wealthy.  <!-- s:-D -->:-D<!-- s:-D -->

That is really a good idea; and make it a law that all of clergy has to wear one all the time. It would take care of the abortion problem for them. Make them out of Kevlar with a krypton lock. Solitary

[PickelledEggs]

This thread is making me want to touch myself down there.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

This thread is making me want to touch myself down there.

I know I'm just an uncaring bastard, but had no idea that admission would turn you on so much.

[PickelledEggs]

I know I'm just an uncaring bastard, but had no idea that admission would turn you on so much.

Sent via your mom.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I need to cybersnoop on Miss Teen USA!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Touching yourself "down there" is JUST LIKE losing a parent in a car crash!

[PickelledEggs]

You have to ejaculate to prevent prostate cancer though.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn4861-frequent-ejaculation-may-protect-against-cancer.html#.U3ts9KMpDFo


For your health.


Sent via your mom.

[MagetheEntertainer]

Reminds me of this Jehova witness video explaining why masturbating was wrong to deaf people.  Btw if your deaf how do you know whether or not you're a quiet masturbator?