Nobody seems to notice how truly unhealthy the churches are. Seriously, they are concerned about what people do with their genitalia when alone? Outside of some novel scientific study or a really kinky fetish, I fail to see how masturbation effects other people, let alone interest, those who aren't invited to the "show."
Don't we have diseases to cure, wars to end, and poverty crises to resolve? Millions of years of evolution to create a complex brain and this is what we waste our time on?