Author Topic: I Touched Myself "Down There"  (Read 4276 times)

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2014, 12:11:41 PM »
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So gay marriage is causing natural disasters, masturbation is ruining people and probably causing planetary misalignment, yet somehow molestation and rape of children is not harming the firmament in any way. So hurting yourself is bad, hurting others OK. Got it.


No one has ever said that the molestation and rape of children is not harmful.

It's the church's priorities that are at issue here, not who exactly said what and when.


No Church has a priority of molesting children.  Pedophile are everywhere.

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2014, 02:51:48 PM »
Quote from: irish"="Youssuf Ramadan
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So gay marriage is causing natural disasters, masturbation is ruining people and probably causing planetary misalignment, yet somehow molestation and rape of children is not harming the firmament in any way. So hurting yourself is bad, hurting others OK. Got it.[/quote




No Church has a priority of molesting children.  Pedophile are everywhere

This may be true, however, when it is done outside of the Church the perpetrator is arrested when found out. It's also a bigger sin when a Priest does it that is suppose to represent a figure to look up to, trusted, and godliness. It can't get anymore hypocritical than that unless they killed the kids also. The cover up is a disgrace upon the Church and it's hierarchy that turns another cheek and does not report it to the police.  :roll:  Solitary
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2014, 03:09:51 PM »
Historically children have been treated as property and it wasn't really until the past few centuries that's changed, however the church doesn't have much of a track record in the change department.
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2014, 05:14:45 PM »
No Church has a priority of molesting children.  Pedophile are everywhere  (Irish)

This may be true, however, when it is done outside of the Church the perpetrator is arrested when found out. It's also a bigger sin when a Priest does it that is suppose to represent a figure to look up to, trusted, and godliness. It can't get anymore hypocritical than that unless they killed the kids also. The cover up is a disgrace upon the Church and it's hierarchy that turns another cheek and does not report it to the police.  :roll:  Solitary[/quote]

Most children are molested in their home but no one reports it.  It's the little hidden secret.  I agree it brings disgrace on the Church.

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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2014, 08:34:38 PM »
FREEZE! Undercover LDS touching yourself down there officer! You have the right to...HA! You have no rights. Your soul belongs to the LDS! Off to H E double for you OR you can pony up a few million bucks and God will forget the whole thing.   :roll:
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2014, 11:49:20 AM »
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No Church has a priority of molesting children.  Pedophile are everywhere.

The Catholic Church seems to one of the highest proportions of kiddie-fiddlers of any group, religious or otherwise.  They need to be subject to the same laws as everyone else.

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2014, 11:56:22 AM »
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I agree it brings disgrace on the Church.

No, what brings disgrace on the church is how they protected the perpetrators while not giving two crusty old shits about the victims, without whom they would have to get a job at Burger King.

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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2014, 04:32:24 PM »
I touched myself down there after reading this topic.
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2014, 07:23:51 PM »
All I can say is the Navy ruined me.  :sad2:

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2014, 03:49:26 AM »
Nobody seems to notice how truly unhealthy the churches are. Seriously, they are concerned about what people do with their genitalia when alone? Outside of some novel scientific study or a really kinky fetish, I fail to see how masturbation effects other people, let alone interest, those who aren't invited to the "show."

Don't we have diseases to cure, wars to end, and poverty crises to resolve? Millions of years of evolution to create a complex brain and this is what we waste our time on?
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2014, 09:57:58 PM »
How often does everyone touch themselves?  I think I average out at about three orgasms a day

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2014, 10:08:13 PM »
How often does everyone touch themselves?  I think I average out at about three orgasms a day
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2014, 10:25:06 PM »
3 orgasms daily = no home

Tell me how that works?

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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2014, 10:30:41 PM »
If you jerk off 3 times a day I wouldn't give you a place to stay at my place. Nothing personal.
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2014, 11:55:18 PM »
If you jerk off 3 times a day I wouldn't give you a place to stay at my place. Nothing personal.
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