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Offline stromboli

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2014, 02:29:02 PM »
So gay marriage is causing natural disasters, masturbation is ruining people and probably causing planetary misalignment, yet somehow molestation and rape of children is not harming the firmament in any way. So hurting yourself is bad, hurting others OK. Got it.
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Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2014, 02:58:00 PM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
So gay marriage is causing natural disasters, masturbation is ruining people and probably causing planetary misalignment, yet somehow molestation and rape of children is not harming the firmament in any way. So hurting yourself is bad, hurting others OK. Got it.
Of course. As any Catholic priest will tell you, "God helps those who help themselves, and I'm helping myself to these little boys."
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2014, 03:34:35 PM »
OK...you've been warned. Touch it and off to hell for you while the pure at heart get to smuggly snicker at your torment whilst kissing gods ass.  [-X  [-(
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Offline Youssuf Ramadan

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2014, 03:42:02 PM »
If fapping is a sin, I'm Satan's main man.   8-)


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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2014, 04:07:28 PM »
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"
If fapping is a sin, I'm Satan's main man.   8-)


Writer posted a YouTube video
Well that's just disgraceful and I'm forwarding that video to the "head" dude at the LDS!  :evil:  :-D
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Offline stromboli

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2014, 05:34:02 PM »
Only in a religion based university would you have such a violation of privacy and civil rights, one that goes counter to known health benefits and truths about masturbation. The idea of someone spying on your personal and private habits is one of the things I found disgusting as a member, not to mention their need to track inactive members to constantly remind them of their membership and their "role" in the church.
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Offline Youssuf Ramadan

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2014, 12:00:00 PM »
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"
If fapping is a sin, I'm Satan's main man.   8-)


Writer posted a YouTube video
Well that's just disgraceful and I'm forwarding that video to the "head" dude at the LDS!  :evil:  :-D

Excellent.   I hope he's wearing his fluffy glove!  :twisted:
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Offline irish

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2014, 03:16:20 AM »
I really don't want to be with some roomie who can't keep his hands off his "down there" parts when I'm around.  Whether I'd "narc on my neighbor" is not relevant.
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Offline irish

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2014, 03:17:51 AM »
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"
If fapping is a sin, I'm Satan's main man.   8-)


Writer posted a YouTube video
Well that's just disgraceful and I'm forwarding that video to the "head" dude at the LDS!  :evil:  :-D

Excellent.   I hope he's wearing his fluffy glove!  :twisted:

Heh Heh Heh: what an honor to be Satan's main masturbation man.
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Offline irish

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2014, 03:21:07 AM »
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
In the whole vast universe and beyond there's only one thing that will send all those planets & stars into a cataclysmic tizzy.. YOU KNOW you're responsible for keeping order in the cosmos so plesse, I beg of you! DON'T touch "it"! :shock:  [-X  :-$


Don't touch that; I wouldn't think of that; I'm too busy dreaming up miracles..............Never find one if you don't believe in one.
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Offline irish

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2014, 03:24:54 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
So gay marriage is causing natural disasters, masturbation is ruining people and probably causing planetary misalignment, yet somehow molestation and rape of children is not harming the firmament in any way. So hurting yourself is bad, hurting others OK. Got it.


No one has ever said that the molestation and rape of children is not harmful.
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Offline irish

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2014, 03:25:34 AM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
So gay marriage is causing natural disasters, masturbation is ruining people and probably causing planetary misalignment, yet somehow molestation and rape of children is not harming the firmament in any way. So hurting yourself is bad, hurting others OK. Got it.


No one has ever said that the molestation and rape of children is not harmful.
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Offline Youssuf Ramadan

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2014, 08:33:56 AM »
Quote from: "irish"
Quote from: "stromboli"
So gay marriage is causing natural disasters, masturbation is ruining people and probably causing planetary misalignment, yet somehow molestation and rape of children is not harming the firmament in any way. So hurting yourself is bad, hurting others OK. Got it.


No one has ever said that the molestation and rape of children is not harmful.

It's the church's priorities that are at issue here, not who exactly said what and when.
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Offline Jason78

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2014, 09:16:47 AM »
Quote from: "irish"
No one has ever said that the molestation and rape of children is not harmful.

Except for pedophiles.  But I suspect that they have an agenda.
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Offline Jason78

Re: I Touched Myself "Down There"
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2014, 09:19:36 AM »
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
In the whole vast universe and beyond there's only one thing that will send all those planets & stars into a cataclysmic tizzy.. YOU KNOW you're responsible for keeping order in the cosmos so plesse, I beg of you! DON'T touch "it"! :shock:  [-X  :-$

I thought that the baby Jesus killed kittens every time you did it?

No wonder the packs of feral cats around here have been getting worse!
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