I Touched Myself "Down There"

[stromboli]

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the level of control the LDS wants to instill in all the little minions. Get caught, totally stigmatized and carrying guilt for the rest of your life. And I bet it winds up on their permanent record. Seriously.

[Damarcus]

hey, internet porn is a gateway drug. One minute he's looking at porn on the internet the next he's wearing a fursuit and a pair of fuzzy handcuffs while a sexy dominatrix whips him repeatedly, thus bringing about the end times.

It's all in revelations, probably.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

NO! DON'T! God will burn you forever and ever and ever and ever and... When you have to pee just piss on the floor the way god intended!  :rollin:

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I masturbated for the first time yesterday and look what happened to me:


That's right, I turned into a motherfucking t-rex. You may think that's awesome, but now I can't masturbate due to my tiny arms.

DON'T MASTURBATE!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Oh bite me... No..wait. That didn't come out right.  :shock:

[Hijiri Byakuren]

That's right, I turned into a motherfucking t-rex.

[youtube:1eobm7x9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNAU4Bwjyr8[/youtube:1eobm7x9]

[Atheon]

"...the video admonishes his students that not reporting your masturbating roommate to your friendly Bishop..."

Report to the Bishop about "beating the Bishop"?

[stromboli]

Send young men on missions. Some discover, after sleeping in the same apartment with a male other, they are gay. So get rid of the gay ones. Not allowed to jerk off in school so they will be horny little monsters that will be continually urged to marry soonest and replicate little Mormons, thus keeping numbers up. All part of the plan.

[Hydra009]

I can't believe there's a social stigma on intruding in people's private lives, making them feel guilty over something that's pretty much harmless, and then proceeding to preach at them.  Egads, where have we gone wrong as a society?!

Also "wounded soldier" is slang for a masturbation-related injury.  Just fyi.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

All good old fashioned,  American,  man on top, woman on bottom,  get it over with quick sex...in the dark, under covers in your magic underwear!  Damned, that makes me wanna touch myself.  8-[  :-$

[GrinningYMIR]

Oh, you should have seen the shit they used to do to you for masturbating back in the medieval eras, they'd burn the sin away, or they'd put a chastity belt on you. Yes they made them for men, and they were quite painful

They were actually designed to stick a needle in your boy when you got a hard on  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

[stromboli]

Which gives me a great idea. A line of chastity belts, advertised by churches around the world. I'll be wealthy.  :-D

[Atheon]

Interesting how these aging men are obsessed with the idea of young guys jacking off.

[Hydra009]

Interesting how these aging men are obsessed with the idea of young guys jacking off.

Religious types are fixated on the bedroom and controlling what goes on in it.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

In the whole vast universe and beyond there's only one thing that will send all those planets & stars into a cataclysmic tizzy.. YOU KNOW you're responsible for keeping order in the cosmos so plesse, I beg of you! DON'T touch "it"! :shock:  [-X  :-$