"....and lo, Chef Boy-Ar-Dee did rise from the altar of his spaghetti pot, and did angrily cast the Holy Collander down.
'HE THAT MOCKETH THE SAUCE BY SUBSTITUTING BASIL FOR OREGANO SHALL FOREVER BE CURSED IN THE EYES OF HIS HOLINESS, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!' And the crowds did cower before him yea, even to wet themselves in fear........"
1st Epistle of Emeril, Ch.11, v. 12
Thus it was spoken.