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Started by Youssuf Ramadan, February 07, 2014, 12:24:14 PM

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Youssuf Ramadan

A mate of mine came down to a gig the other night to see my new bass rig.  He said, "What do those two knobs at the front do?"
I replied, "They sing and play guitar."

 :lol:

AllPurposeAtheist

Uhhh.. haha?  8-[  
I guess ya had to be there,  eh?  :lol:
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

billhilly

I like it :-D
Know how to get your guitar player to turn down?  Put some sheet music in front of him

You can tell if the stage is level by checking to see if the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Youssuf Ramadan

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
He had to break in to get the drummer out.

Thumpalumpacus

How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

One: he holds the bulb, and the rest of the world revolves around him.
<insert witty aphorism here>

billhilly

Y'all hear about the fiddle player that was so out of tune the steel player noticed?

AllPurposeAtheist

Guitar players ought to rule the world, but with calloused fingertips we're looked down on as common laborers.  #-o
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Johan

Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
Never heard of a bass player who had a car.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful

Sal1981

Lol, had to read that 3 times before I got the joke.

Youssuf Ramadan

Quote from: "Johan"
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
Never heard of a bass player who had a car.

 =D>

In my experience it's usually drummers who have the most gear and the least transport.

Come to think of it, I've never been in a band with a drummer that had a job either... mystery solved...  :lol: