Justin Bieber Could Face Felony Charges

[AllPurposeAtheist]

According to the police report this sissy bieber dude is 5'9 tall.  :roll: Yeah right. This girly  dude is 5'6 at best.

You have to count that 3 inches of hair gel dude!  [-X

[aitm]

Wait, people still care about Justin Bieber? I mean don't get me wrong, I don't much care for his music, but the guy became popular around the same time as Twilight, and the hatedom for that mostly died off even before the 3rd movie.

He has tried his best to keep himself relevant, but it kinda feels like Lindsay Lohan... who cares anymore?

I think he is still a teen (he might have hit 20 though)... once he leaves teenage-hood, I think he will fall out of the camera extremely fast as the music industry and teenage girls swoon over the next teenage star.

I don't get it . Why teen girls swoon over sissy guys  ? :-k

these little girls are not interested in sex, they want to hold hands and rub each other, its a young girls pre-puberty get-off.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Bieber moved on from bubblegum to rap/hiphop/whateverthefuckthatmeans..as if anyone cares.., :-?

[stromboli]

Yo homeboy, the Beibs got some serious street cred now.   :punk:

[SilentFutility]

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[stromboli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--iU49AjTQ

 :-D

[AllPurposeAtheist]

You are aware the only thing Bieber has to sell is a nation's hate for him. He should do porno flicks with virginal elderly women and he'd be hated slightly less, but wouldn't be as rich.

[stromboli]

I need to explain about girly dudes. See, there are men that get women because they are manly and all dripping testosterone and shit, and there are men that get women by being all socially aware and know how to talk them up and get them feeling safe and comfortable, and there are girly dudes. Girly dudes get women because they trigger maternal instincts in women. They look all helpless and trembly with puppy dog eyes, and the women just want to take them home and rip off their bras and shove a nipple in their mouth. Seriously.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Stop it. I'm almost considering becoming a girly dude if I can get all those nipples shoved at my face.  :-k

[VladK]

I would people would stop paying attention to him, he's a troll in real life, an attention whore who makes money of drama.

[leo]

I need to explain about girly dudes. See, there are men that get women because they are manly and all dripping testosterone and shit, and there are men that get women by being all socially aware and know how to talk them up and get them feeling safe and comfortable, and there are girly dudes. Girly dudes get women because they trigger maternal instincts in women. They look all helpless and trembly with puppy dog eyes, and the women just want to take them home and rip off their bras and shove a nipple in their mouth. Seriously.

This  make  sense.

[leo]

I don't get it . Why teen girls swoon over sissy guys  ? :-k[/quote]

these little girls are not interested in sex, they want to hold hands and rub each other, its a young girls pre-puberty get-off.[/quote]
Now I'm seeing a better picture.

[stromboli]

I would people would stop paying attention to him, he's a troll in real life, an attention whore who makes money off drama.

True. If I were a judge, I could fix that young man with one word: lumberjack.

Sentence him to 3 months in the tall timber, swinging a double bladed axe and climbing trees with a chainsaw to top them off and riding a raft of logs downriver with nothing but a Peavey between you and frigid death. Will make him a man in no time. Or kill him. Either way, an improvement.  :-D

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I just realized I'm to old to get nipples shoved in my face pretending to be a girly dude.  DAMMIT!    8-)

[stromboli]

Apparently the little twerp is now all smiles and getting off on the media attention. We need a desert island for this guy, with no communication. Throw Paris Hilton and Kardashians on there as well, and the Duck Dynasty meatbrains.

And that "Turtleman" guy. Apparently all his captures are staged.