“Sucking on Satan’s Candy Sacks Leads to Liberalism”

Started by josephpalazzo, October 19, 2013, 11:35:32 AM

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stromboli

Halloween is like our second most popular holiday. This woman is really, really stupid...........

..........assuming, of course, this is legitimate, which I question.

Aroura33

Free Wood Post is a satire website.  It's satire.

But that bitch is so nuts, it's believable, lol.
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stromboli


Solitary

Real satire, but why are we not surprised if she did say that?  :roll:  Solitary
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AllPurposeAtheist

She was predicting end time just a few weeks ago over Obamacare.. surely that's mentioned in revelations.. :shock:

The beast? Oh yeah.. He wants us all healthy..
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Hydra009

Quote from: "Aroura33"Free Wood Post is a satire website.  It's satire.

But that bitch is so nuts, it's believable, lol.
Yep.  The only reason I suspected it was a satire on first read was that it wasn't nasty enough, heh.

Atheon

Poe's Law.

I knew it was satire only because it's Free Wood Post.
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ApostateLois

This may be satire, but many Christians really do think Halloween is Satan worship. They are just jealous that Jesus never started a holiday that allows kids to beg candy off of strangers.
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GrinningYMIR

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EntirelyOfThisWorld

Dang, its a put on. I almost shared it on FB.  Kinda hard to tell sometimes when some "news" on wingnuts like Bachman is legit, ot satire.  Like the time I actually looked up the Westboro Baptist Website.  I kept surfing trying to find the legit site, only to come back to the first one I hit, "god hates fags.org" and realize it was the genuie deal.  Holy Shit!
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