Er... you're not fapping at ME are you, Sven?....

[Youssuf Ramadan]

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/mastu ... 5-Sep2013/

Public masturbation is now legal in Sweden*

*As long as you're not masturbating AT anyone.

A COURT IN Sweden has found a man who masturbated in public not guilty of criminal charges, as he was not pleasuring himself at anyone in particular.
The ruling comes after a 65-year-old man took off his shorts and began masturbating on a beach in Stockholm.
He was charged with sexual assault, but found innocent last week as his act was not "targeted", The Local reports.
Public prosecutor Olof Vrethammer said he agreed with the Södertörn District Court's ruling. He said:

"For this to be a criminal offence it's required that the sexual molestation was directed towards one or more people. I think the court's judgement is reasonable."

Asked whether masturbation was OK as long as nobody was targeted, Vrethammer said the ruling was valid only "for this individual case", adding that masturbation could still "possibly be considered disorderly behaviour".

Ewww.....   :shock:

So... er.... fap away, Sven......  8-[

[Hydra009]

Foul Bachelor Frog's home country.   :P

[LikelyToBreak]

Oookay.  Well, whatever gets you though the day I guess.  :-k

[stromboli]

I think he was technically fapping at the ocean. I once saw a guy jerking off while deer hunting. I was in camo. Never moved a muscle. Didn't want to wind up dead.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Do they... not have indecent exposure laws in Sweden? That seems more applicable than sexual assault here.

[Mermaid]

I think he was technically fapping at the ocean. I once saw a guy jerking off while deer hunting. I was in camo. Never moved a muscle. Didn't want to wind up dead.

Was he out hunting, too? How far were you from him? Were you in a stand?

I almost pulled down my pants and peed right next to a guy in camo sitting in a stand. I do not think he would have stopped me had I not scanned the trees for stands before baring all.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

OMG OMG OMG!!! Someone jerking off legally in public? Must.......move.......to.....Sweden... :shock:

Really, it's just another body part, but what's really disturbing is the loss of all those potential little innocent babies lives snuffed out right there on the beach!  MURDERER!

[Jason78]

Well he's not hurting anyone.  

Not sure that a beach is the best location for that kind of activity with all the sand around there though.